Nah, I'm dead serious. Forget about character judgment, I just don't see any reason at all to suspect the Nats have ever done anything like that. For people to bring it up in a discussion about Astros cheating (with a fair amount of supporting evidence) could be construed as concern trolling if I didn't know better.
Just seems stupid and rankles me. Like we don't hit our contrarian/trolling quota from Slate already
