Our Scherzer, who be in Houston.
Maxwell be thy name
Thy Championship come, Thy game be fun
This night as it has been all season.
Give us this day, our daily Ks
And forgive us our wild pitches
as we forgive Umpires who trespass against us.
Lead us not into hits,
But deliver us from the bullpen
For thine is the Soto, the Robles and the Rendon (At least until next season)
Amen.
