Nationals @ Twins, Game 1

[NatNasty]

WASHINGTON NATIONALS at MINNESOTA TWINS
Where: Target Field
Gametime: 7:40 p.m. EDT
TV: MASN2, MLB.tv
Radio: 106.7 FM, 1500 AM, MLB.com
Weather: Clear, 75 degrees, wind 6 mph out to right field

Line: MIN -145
O/U: 10.5

NATIONALS (79-63)

SS Trea Turner
RF Adam Eaton
3B Anthony Rendong
LF Juan Soto
DH Howie Kendrick
2B Asdrúbal Cabrera
1B Ryan Zimmerman
C Yan Gomes
CF Victor Robles

RHP Dirty Sánchez (8-7, 4.11)

TWINS (88-55)

LF Luis Arraez
SS Jorge Polanco
DH Nelson Cruz
RF Eddie Rosario
C Mitch Garver
3B Ehire Adrianza
1B Willians Astudillo
CF LaMonte Wade Jr.
2B Jonathan Schoop

RHP José Berríos (11-8, 3.78)

[mitlen]

Get some

[nats2playoffs]

If the Minnesota Twins EVER wear throwback Senators uniforms against the Washington Nationals, then Washington's pitchers should bean EVERY SINGLE BATTER the Twins send to the plate, until the Twins change their uniforms!

If every single Nationals pitcher is ejected, then the Nationals send bench players, to continue beaning the Twins.

[DCFan]

Stay in the fight.

[NatNasty]

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Those are some nice looking beans.

[ajcartwright]

i like beanings

[DCFan]

Those are some nice looking beans.

They’re not Bush’s Grillin Beans.

[mitlen]

They’re not Bush’s Grillin Beans.

Flabby beans

[varoadking]

FP...polishin' another turd...

[DCFan]

Flabby beans

Is this something to be expected, every time I get correspondence from SS/Medicare it’s different from what they previously said?

[varoadking]

Is this something to be expected, every time I get correspondence from SS/Medicare it’s different from what they previously said?

Did you get my card in the mail?

[DCFan]

Did you get my card in the mail?

My wife thought it was junk mail and tossed it.

[mitlen]

Is this something to be expected, every time I get correspondence from SS/Medicare it’s different from what they previously said?

Their purpose is to confuse you so bad you drop out.

[varoadking]

My wife thought it was junk mail and tossed it.

I charge North Carolina residents more...so govern yourself accordingly... 

[DCFan]

I see the Twins are still carrying on the tradition from their previous days here of a lot of Latin players.

[DCFan]

Where’s Bob?

[DCFan]

Their purpose is to confuse you so bad you drop out.

Thank God I’m a high income 1%’r or I’d go nuts.

[NatsAllThe Way]

Go Nats!  Runs.

[varoadking]

Where’s Bob?

Gettin' some much needed rest before the Cardinals series...

[mitlen]

I charge North Carolina residents more...so govern yourself accordingly... 

NC is a foreign country.

[NatNasty]

They’re not Bush’s Grillin Beans.

I'm guessing Van Camp's.  Not a big fan of Bush's Grillin Beans (they taste like liquid smoke), but I do like their regular baked beans.  Not as good as my homemade baked beans I prepare on the smoker, mind you, but a hell of a lot quicker and easier.

[varoadking]

NC is a foreign country.

I could tell him if they allow him to draw SS & Medicare there, but he's stubborn and won't put me on retainer... 

[NatsAllThe Way]

Well.  We likely won't score in this game.

[varoadking]

CRAP

[NatNasty]

Damn.