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Offline Slateman

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Okay, which one of y'all got stabbed by your wife?
« Topic Start: September 09, 2019, 04:52:25 PM »
https://thefandc.radio.com/man-claims-wife-stabbed-him-for-watching-nationals-too-much

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Monday morning on The Sports Junkies, however, something extraordinary occurred, when Bobby in Fairfax called in from his hospital bed, claiming he had just been stabbed by his wife, of 38 years, for watching Nationals baseball on television far too frequently.

"I was watching the Nats game and she came home from one of the local area bars, Applebee's, intoxicated," Bobby said. "And she proceeded to start screaming at me, and then it erupted into me getting stabbed with a butcher knife."

Asked what provoked his wife to stab him, Bobby answered, "Because she said I watch too much Nats. That's all I do is watch baseball."

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Offline imref

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Re: Okay, which one of y'all got stabbed by your wife?
« Reply #1: September 09, 2019, 04:57:35 PM »
I'm going with Spider. :) :poke:

Offline spidernat

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Re: Okay, which one of y'all got stabbed by your wife?
« Reply #2: September 09, 2019, 05:22:52 PM »
I'm going with Spider. :) :poke:



:shock:  A woman accidentally gashed my finger pretty badly with a butcher knife on Saturday but it had nothing to do with the Nats. And my name is not Bobby.

Offline Natsinpwc

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Re: Okay, which one of y'all got stabbed by your wife?
« Reply #3: September 09, 2019, 05:36:04 PM »
I think if he had synched the broadcast up with Charlie and Dave rather than listen to the TV announcers this would not have happened. 

Offline DCFan

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Re: Okay, which one of y'all got stabbed by your wife?
« Reply #4: September 09, 2019, 05:48:09 PM »
:shock:  A woman accidentally gashed my finger pretty badly with a butcher knife on Saturday but it had nothing to do with the Nats. And my name is not Bobby.

Ok it’s Roberto. Excusez-moi. :)

Offline UMDNats

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Re: Okay, which one of y'all got stabbed by your wife?
« Reply #5: September 09, 2019, 05:56:03 PM »
This was probably Ray Knight.

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Offline varoadking

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Re: Okay, which one of y'all got stabbed by your wife?
« Reply #8: September 09, 2019, 06:40:07 PM »
I think if he had synched the broadcast up with Charlie and Dave rather than listen to the TV announcers this would not have happened.

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Offline aspenbubba

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Re: Okay, which one of y'all got stabbed by your wife?
« Reply #9: September 09, 2019, 07:28:49 PM »
This maybe the best thread ever. Great job by everyone who responded. It was not me. Both of my marriages combined didn’t last 38 months.

Offline imref

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Re: Okay, which one of y'all got stabbed by your wife?
« Reply #10: September 09, 2019, 08:26:50 PM »


:shock:  A woman accidentally gashed my finger pretty badly with a butcher knife on Saturday but it had nothing to do with the Nats. And my name is not Bobby.

did I see you being chased by police at slow speed in a Ford Bronco recently?

Offline Elvir Ovcina

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Re: Okay, which one of y'all got stabbed by your wife?
« Reply #11: September 10, 2019, 01:17:10 PM »
did I see you being chased by police at slow speed in a Ford Bronco recently?

Is 25 years ago recent?