Are you actually a Nats fan? You seem to actually wish for the worst case scenario for the team. Maybe “Slateman” is a closet Phillies or Mets fan.
You actually follow this team? Because you seem to not know anything about it.
He's crazy enough to think he can reverse-jinx the team. It's not just with the Nats. He's been posting all season in the Caps thread about how they're going to have a disappointing season, go one-and-done in the playoffs, etc.
Did the Caps not win the Stanley Cup last season? They did.
Did the Nationals not flounder last season after I anticipated the playoffs? They did.
I AM THE SUMMONER
His real name is probably Brenda or Debra.
I would like to speak to the manager.