I’ve been broken up with a couple different ways. And the one way that always freaked me up the most is when they just ghost you and have no interaction with you ever again. They go about their lives with indifference. One Ex however is constantly texting/calling me to tell me some reason or another for why I’m a horrible human being. And we broke up in 2005. The insults don’t bother me but the fact that I still occupy some part of her head space 14 years later is hilarious.
I’m gonna break up with Bryce the first way.
The only thing I want to yell at him at a game is “Where’s your ring?” after we win the World Series
