Kieboom is starting somewhere next year, likely 2B. Cabrera and Parra will not be back.
I think the best part of that post was positing Ketel Marte as seemingly a throw in there, including as a backup SS. The guy isn't a free agent, and he just hit 32 homers while missing a batting title by fractions of a percentage point. He'll get MVP votes. Trading for him would probably require Robles, Kieboom, and at least one more top prospects.
I thought ZDK was just kinda dim before, but now I'm pretty sure he's a troll.
Also, Marte spent the majority of the season in CF.