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Offline Slateman

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I imagine it would be pretty boring, actually.
27 strikeouts sounds pretty freaking awesome to me

Offline imref

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I imagine it would be pretty boring, actually.

no way.  Think Strasburg's 14 K debut on steroids.

Offline Slateman

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no way.  Think Strasburg's 14 K debut on steroids.

Ummm  ...excuse me, but Strasburg's pedantic 14K debut is second fiddle to this magnificence:

Offline imref

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Ummm  ...excuse me, but Strasburg's pedantic 14K debut is second fiddle to this magnificence:


true.

Offline bluestreak

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no way.  Think Strasburg's 14 K debut on steroids.

27 strikeouts would be incredibly exciting. But on 81 pitches? After like 30 or 40 pitches there would be absolutely no suspense. The awesomeness of those was watching the guys fight through at bats.

Would you like to see Max pitching to a little league team? Cause that what’s that would be.


Offline imref

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Barraclough to the IL with a radial (forearm) nerve irritation.

Offline UMDNats

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He's been irritating my nerves too.

Offline Slateman

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So how long has he been injured and not telling anyone?

Offline DCFan

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Placeholder for Suzuki.

Offline Slateman

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Placeholder for Suzuki.
https://mobile.twitter.com/MarkZuckerman/status/1140711846049193984

So .... fractured neck diagnosed by the end of the week

Offline NatsAllThe Way

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They are having success with neck amputations I heard.

Offline mitlen

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They are having success with neck amputations I heard.

What happened to Carol Maloney and Mike Morse?

Offline DCFan

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What happened to Carol Maloney and Mike Morse?

Mike said his goodbyes in the post game yesterday.

Offline mitlen

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Mike said his goodbyes in the post game yesterday.

Was he heading for his neck amputation?     I was thinking Carol and Mike were gone because they had the neck amputation and no one noticed by their conversations.    They didn't have much workin' from the shoulders up anyway.

Offline DCFan

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Was he heading for his neck amputation?     I was thinking Carol and Mike were gone because they had the neck amputation and no one noticed by their conversations.    They didn't have much workin' from the shoulders up anyway.

Think of the bad penny. They’ll be back.

Offline mitlen

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Think of the bad penny. They’ll be back.

Hope we're advised in advance.

Offline DCFan

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Placeholder for Max.

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Offline DCFan

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why?

He was dicking around in the batting cage and made a flimsy excuse of a bunt and the ball came up and hit his nose. Kolko was speculating broken nose.

Offline NatsAllThe Way

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He was dicking around in the batting cage and made a flimsy excuse of a bunt and the ball came up and hit his nose. Kolko was speculating broken nose.
stupid bunt drills.

Offline DCFan

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stupid bunt drills.

Like I said, he was dicking around. They showed the video. He was facing the pitcher and jabbed at the ball one handed. It hit him pretty good in the nose.

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Offline Upper Level Dad

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Like I said, he was dicking around. They showed the video. He was facing the pitcher and jabbed at the ball one handed. It hit him pretty good in the nose.

Just showed it on MASN update ... it’s broke.

Offline Natsinpwc

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Just showed it on MASN update ... it’s broke.
Ouch. Saw a video although it now seems to be deleted from twitter. Time for the DH.