Author Topic: Mega Millions jackpot is $1.6 Billion (Read 2865 times)

DCFan · « **Reply #25 on:** October 23, 2018, 05:53:33 pm »

Quote from: Minty Fresh on October 23, 2018, 04:14:24 pm

I’d pay off all my debts, my family’s debts, set up trust funds for the kids, budget for early (and modest) retirement and give the overwhelming amount of it to various charities.

IOW you'd be broke in a few years like so many lottery winners end up.

KnorrForYourMoney · « **Reply #26 on:** October 23, 2018, 06:03:22 pm »

First thing's first, if I were to win, here's how I'd handle most WNFF'ers:

UMDNats · « **Reply #27 on:** October 23, 2018, 06:09:56 pm »

Rather than that I'd pay protestors to follow around Ted Cruz with a sign that says "Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer."

Slateman · « **Reply #28 on:** October 23, 2018, 07:11:18 pm »

Quote from: UMDNats on October 23, 2018, 05:09:02 pm

I'd probably actually start a dog rescue, or give an overwhelming amount to the one I work with now.

I'd also continue my annual gift of $10 to the university of maryland

This. I'm not giving crap to charity. I'd just start my own. Dogs are better than people anyway.

wj73 · « **Reply #29 on:** October 23, 2018, 07:17:39 pm »

Quote from: Slateman on October 23, 2018, 07:11:18 pm

. . . Dogs are better than people anyway.

Mathguy · « **Reply #30 on:** October 23, 2018, 07:44:00 pm »

Slate - dogs are only better than some people - like you.

Let's consider one example - Chief is better than any dogs.

Quote from: Slateman on October 23, 2018, 07:11:18 pm

This. I'm not giving crap to charity. I'd just start my own. Dogs are better than people anyway.

NatNasty · « **Reply #31 on:** October 23, 2018, 08:42:31 pm »

tomterp · « **Reply #32 on:** October 23, 2018, 08:44:56 pm »

Quote from: KnorrForYourMoney on October 23, 2018, 06:03:22 pm

First thing's first, if I were to win, here's how I'd handle most WNFF'ers:

NJ Ave · « **Reply #33 on:** October 23, 2018, 08:55:40 pm »

Quote from: UMDNats on October 23, 2018, 12:03:32 pm

I'd be the best Nats owner because I would tell my GM to read the board and do whatever zimm da kid says.

ZDK:

Minty Fresh · « **Reply #34 on:** October 23, 2018, 09:06:54 pm »

Quote from: DCFan on October 23, 2018, 05:53:33 pm

IOW you'd be broke in a few years like so many lottery winners end up.

That’s the idea, retard.

Panther Modern · « **Reply #35 on:** October 23, 2018, 10:53:23 pm »

Quote from: NatNasty on October 23, 2018, 08:42:31 pm

This is the correct answer.

Mathguy · « **Reply #36 on:** October 23, 2018, 11:24:36 pm »

Hey Minty Retard - can't you stop the insults even when we are discussing something EVERYBODY would love to see ?

Quote from: Minty Fresh on October 23, 2018, 09:06:54 pm

That’s the idea, retard.

DCFan · « **Reply #37 on:** October 24, 2018, 04:24:04 am »

Looks like 1 lucky winner so far in SC.

KnorrForYourMoney · « **Reply #38 on:** October 24, 2018, 07:23:09 am »

Quote from: tomterp on October 23, 2018, 08:44:56 pm

Oh, lighten up, Francis.

Besides, I actually like most of yunz.

KnorrForYourMoney · « **Reply #39 on:** October 24, 2018, 07:25:27 am »

Quote from: Slateman on October 23, 2018, 07:11:18 pm

This. I'm not giving crap to charity. I'd just start my own. Dogs are better than people anyway.

I agree, but that's why I'd want to do something about climate change. Sick of seeing these degenerate freaks leave their dogs (and other pets) behind during natural disasters.

imref · « **Reply #40 on:** October 24, 2018, 08:04:49 am »

Quote from: Slateman on October 23, 2018, 07:11:18 pm

This. I'm not giving crap to charity. I'd just start my own. Dogs are better than people anyway.

I thought Reindeer are better than people?

Natsinpwc · « **Reply #41 on:** October 24, 2018, 08:19:02 am »

Quote from: DCFan on October 24, 2018, 04:24:04 am

Looks like 1 lucky winner so far in SC.

He can buy the state.

Slateman · « **Reply #42 on:** October 24, 2018, 08:58:07 am »

Quote from: KnorrForYourMoney on October 24, 2018, 07:25:27 am

I agree, but that's why I'd want to do something about climate change. Sick of seeing these degenerate freaks leave their dogs (and other pets) behind during natural disasters.

Oh ... so my charity should be legal fees for a hit squad that finds people who leave their pets behind and tortures them to death?