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Offline DCFan

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Re: Nationals vs Marlins, Game 1
« Reply #75: September 24, 2018, 08:27:20 PM »
Quote from: mitlen on September 24, 2018, 08:23:45 PM
Easier to ask the neighbor up the street.

I saw Breaking Bad. No thanks.  :hysterical:
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Offline mitlen

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Re: Nationals vs Marlins, Game 1
« Reply #76: September 24, 2018, 08:28:06 PM »
Quote from: DCFan on September 24, 2018, 08:26:22 PM
No hoodies and I don’t wear my cap backwards. I’m secure in my senior citizenship.  :hysterical:

I don't wear my cap backward but I got a few hoodies, including my Steelers' yellow one.     :)
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Offline NatNasty

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Re: Nationals vs Marlins, Game 1
« Reply #77: September 24, 2018, 08:29:05 PM »
Quote from: Elvir Ovcina on September 24, 2018, 08:19:17 PM
It ain't gamblin' if you're that good.

You got a system?
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Offline mitlen

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Re: Nationals vs Marlins, Game 1
« Reply #78: September 24, 2018, 08:29:35 PM »
Quote from: NatNasty on September 24, 2018, 08:29:05 PM
You got a system?

"Honey, can I have more money?"
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Offline Panther Modern

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Re: Nationals vs Marlins, Game 1
« Reply #79: September 24, 2018, 08:30:55 PM »
:clap:

Difo with that sweet jump.
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Offline DCFan

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Re: Nationals vs Marlins, Game 1
« Reply #80: September 24, 2018, 08:33:12 PM »
Quote from: Panther Modern on September 24, 2018, 08:30:55 PM
:clap:

Difo with that sweet jump.

It was a good thing it happened so fast so he didn’t have to think about it.  :hysterical:
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Offline DCFan

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Re: Nationals vs Marlins, Game 1
« Reply #81: September 24, 2018, 08:34:45 PM »
Good throw by Wieters.
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Offline NatNasty

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Re: Nationals vs Marlins, Game 1
« Reply #82: September 24, 2018, 08:36:14 PM »
Quote from: mitlen on September 24, 2018, 08:29:35 PM
"Honey, can I have more money?"

 :lol:  That's a good system for sleeping on the couch.
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Offline DCFan

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Re: Nationals vs Marlins, Game 1
« Reply #83: September 24, 2018, 08:37:21 PM »
Ha one of the coaches is wearing a team jacket. :clap:
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Offline mitlen

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Re: Nationals vs Marlins, Game 1
« Reply #84: September 24, 2018, 08:38:01 PM »
Quote from: NatNasty on September 24, 2018, 08:36:14 PM
:lol:  That's a good system for sleeping on the couch.

Old joke:

Husband and wife arguing:

Husband:    You spent $100 on the damn slots.   
Wife:          You lost $4,000 at the blackjack table.
Husband:    Yeah, but I know how to gamble.
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Offline DCFan

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Re: Nationals vs Marlins, Game 1
« Reply #85: September 24, 2018, 08:38:18 PM »
Looks like they’re spreading horse manure.  :hysterical:
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Offline Panther Modern

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Re: Nationals vs Marlins, Game 1
« Reply #86: September 24, 2018, 08:39:10 PM »
Quote from: DCFan on September 24, 2018, 08:38:18 PM
Looks like they’re spreading horse manure.  :hysterical:

Spoiler: It is.
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Offline KV

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Re: Nationals vs Marlins, Game 1
« Reply #87: September 24, 2018, 08:40:49 PM »
LaFleur doesn’t like dirt on his spikes.
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Offline DCFan

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Re: Nationals vs Marlins, Game 1
« Reply #88: September 24, 2018, 08:40:52 PM »
Quote from: Panther Modern on September 24, 2018, 08:39:10 PM
Spoiler: It is.

For the prissy pitcher who has OCD, worrying about dirt on his shoes.
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Offline NatNasty

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Re: Nationals vs Marlins, Game 1
« Reply #89: September 24, 2018, 08:41:51 PM »
Quote from: mitlen on September 24, 2018, 08:38:01 PM
Old joke:

Husband and wife arguing:

Husband:    You spent $100 on the damn slots.   
Wife:          You lost $4,000 at the blackjack table.
Husband:    Yeah, but I know how to gamble.

Sounds about right.
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Offline DCFan

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Re: Nationals vs Marlins, Game 1
« Reply #90: September 24, 2018, 08:43:29 PM »
How does Zim miss that tag?
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Offline varoadking

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Re: Nationals vs Marlins, Game 1
« Reply #91: September 24, 2018, 08:43:45 PM »

Stras on pace for a 225 pitch complete game...
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Offline mitlen

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Re: Nationals vs Marlins, Game 1
« Reply #92: September 24, 2018, 08:44:58 PM »
Quote from: varoadking on September 24, 2018, 08:43:45 PM
Stras on pace for a 225 pitch complete game...

That's a lot of Miracle-Gro.
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Offline Elvir Ovcina

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Re: Nationals vs Marlins, Game 1
« Reply #93: September 24, 2018, 08:52:02 PM »
Quote from: NatNasty on September 24, 2018, 08:29:05 PM
You got a system?

No limit hold 'em against drunk people is pretty reliable and pretty easy to find.  It just requires some patience for douchebags, which anybody who's lived in DC in the last 20 years has rapidly acquired.
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Offline Slateman

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Re: Nationals vs Marlins, Game 1
« Reply #94: September 24, 2018, 08:52:49 PM »
Cool moment for Bryce
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Offline NatNasty

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Re: Nationals vs Marlins, Game 1
« Reply #95: September 24, 2018, 08:53:25 PM »
Rendong!
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Offline Slateman

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Re: Nationals vs Marlins, Game 1
« Reply #96: September 24, 2018, 08:53:27 PM »
Tony says freak your 100 RBIs
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Offline DCFan

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Re: Nationals vs Marlins, Game 1
« Reply #97: September 24, 2018, 08:53:44 PM »
First time with 100 rbi’s? What the hell has he been doing all these years?
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Offline Panther Modern

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Re: Nationals vs Marlins, Game 1
« Reply #98: September 24, 2018, 08:54:05 PM »
Rendon delivers...again :clap:
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Offline NatNasty

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Re: Nationals vs Marlins, Game 1
« Reply #99: September 24, 2018, 08:54:37 PM »
Boom!
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