God damned unions.
Speaking of union jobs, here's a funny story:
A coworker used to work at The Boston Globe, in the infographics department. He'd often get graphics printed and sent to production. He never handled the delivery because someone else usually did it. One day, he needed to send a late fix. No one from production answered his emails and decided to delivery the print himself. When he got to the printer, a guy was waiting for him.
Guy: "What do you think you're doing?"
Coworker: "Taking this print to production."
Guy: "No can do. This is union job. Guy 2 will be here shortly."
Coworker: "Ah, OK. I didn't know."
Guy: "Don't let it happen again. Otherwise, we'll break your fingers
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