Nationals @ Cubs, Game 1

[trangert418]

WTF

[Elvir Ovcina]

Is that Krystal Koons real voice?

That's a crown question, bro.

[mitlen]

    Let Jeremy roll.

[spidernat]

59 pitches and a no hitter through 5 for Hellickson, if the bullpen gets their act together could we have a combined no hitter?

[mitlen]

What kind of negative Nancys do we have broadcasting?    Soto will see Fenway in October.

[bluestreak]

59 pitches and a no hitter through 5 for Hellickson, if the bullpen gets their act together could we have a combined no hitter?

Why do you do this?

[Greg_SRT]

Why do you do this?

I know right smh

[spidernat]

Why do you do this?

bluestreak, who has me on ignore, is imitating jinx fairy tomterp

[Slateman]

Getting ejected and picked off. Soto is rapidly turning into Bryce Harper

[Panther Modern]

Oh, Soto...

[bluestreak]

To bad there wasn’t a man on first when Murphy hit that. 

[mitlen]

Getting ejected and picked off. Soto is rapidly turning into Bryce Harper

[Panther Modern]

Nicely done, Murphy.

[spidernat]

Getting ejected and picked off. Soto is rapidly turning into Bryce Harper

next will be an extended slump

[bluestreak]

bluestreak, who has me on ignore, is imitating jinx fairy tomterp

I don’t have you on ignore, I was imitating another poster.

I mean I don’t care about jinxes, it just seems you do it to piss people off, or you believe in jinxes yourself...

[spidernat]

I don’t have you on ignore, I was imitating another poster.

  I get it now. But I thought you said the other day you were ignorin' me.

I mean I don’t care about jinxes, it just seems you do it to piss people off, or you believe in jinxes yourself...

People who believe in the jinx fairy are freakin' morons.

[Bookman]

Here we go,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,6th inning, Hellman on a roll. 

[bluestreak]

  I get it now. But I thought you said the other day you were ignorin' me.




People who believe in the jinx fairy are freakin' morons.

I must have been joking. I have only one person on Ignore. Leroy Veritas. Is he still around?

[spidernat]

bluestreak, having said what I said about the jinx fairy, yesterday afternoon my nephew came to talk to me dejected about a nightmare he had in which Derrius Guice had tore his ACL in the first preseason game and I laughed and ripped him for being an idiot and feeling sad about it. He just texted me a little while ago about it.

[Panther Modern]

Here we go,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,6th inning, Hellman on a roll.

Looking good!

[spidernat]

I must have been joking. I have only one person on Ignore. Leroy Veritas. Is he still around?

that dude hasn't been around for months

[Slateman]

Still has a no hitter going?

[spidernat]

Still has a no hitter going?

yep

[bluestreak]

Still has a no hitter going?

On cue..

[spidernat]

and getting help from the umpire