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Offline RichMinSC

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OT funny Billy Connors story
« Topic Start: June 22, 2018, 03:35:53 PM »
as you know long time Yankee (plus others) pitching coach Billy Connors died this week. Billy had cups of coffee asa player with the Mets and Cubs. He hada 30 year career as a pitching coach and as a real character. His biggest talent was teaching pitches to past their prime pitchers extending their careers by years. He even taught the spitball (getting reminded by teh commissioner the spitball was illegal)

 he dated an adult movie actress for along time and teh Cubs (as their pitching coach)would not let hm bring her to the park. he went out to the mound one day to talk to a pitcher who was losing his confidence and said "what are you concerned about I'm the one who had to follow _____ name of big time male XXX star"     The best one was David Cone  had given up back to back homers on 2 pitches accompanied by the requisite fireworks. Billy went to the mound and Cone growled "get you fat @$$ back to the dugout. " Connors said "I'm not here to see you, I'm giving the fireworks guy time to reload" 

Where have all the characters gone

Offline mitlen

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Re: OT funny Billy Connors story
« Reply #1: June 22, 2018, 03:37:41 PM »
as you know long time Yankee (plus others) pitching coach Billy Connors died this week. Billy had cups of coffee asa player with the Mets and Cubs. He hada 30 year career as a pitching coach and as a real character. His biggest talent was teaching pitches to past their prime pitchers extending their careers by years. He even taught the spitball (getting reminded by teh commissioner the spitball was illegal)

 he dated a pictures actress for along time and teh Cubs (as their pitching coach)would not let hm bring her to the park. he went out to the mound one day to talk to a pitcher who was losing his confidence and said "what are you concerned about I'm the one who had to follow _____ name of big time male pictures star"     The best one was David Cone  had given up back to back homers on 2 pitches accompanied by the requisite fireworks. Billy went to the mound and Cone growled "get you fat @$$ back to the dugout. " Connors said "I'm not here to see you, I'm giving the fireworks guy time to reload" 

Where have all the characters gone

That second one is pretty damned good.   :lol:

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Re: OT funny Billy Connors story
« Reply #2: June 22, 2018, 03:52:18 PM »
this doesn't belong in the Clubhouse

Offline RichMinSC

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Re: OT funny Billy Connors story
« Reply #3: June 22, 2018, 04:48:10 PM »
this doesn't belong in the Clubhouse

GFY

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Offline mitlen

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Re: OT funny Billy Connors story
« Reply #5: June 22, 2018, 04:55:07 PM »

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Took me a second to figure his response out.    :)     

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Re: OT funny Billy Connors story
« Reply #6: June 22, 2018, 04:57:35 PM »
as you know long time Yankee (plus others) pitching coach Billy Connors died this week. Billy had cups of coffee asa player with the Mets and Cubs. He hada 30 year career as a pitching coach and as a real character. His biggest talent was teaching pitches to past their prime pitchers extending their careers by years. He even taught the spitball (getting reminded by teh commissioner the spitball was illegal)

 he dated an adult movie actress for along time and teh Cubs (as their pitching coach)would not let hm bring her to the park. he went out to the mound one day to talk to a pitcher who was losing his confidence and said "what are you concerned about I'm the one who had to follow _____ name of big time male XXX star"     The best one was David Cone  had given up back to back homers on 2 pitches accompanied by the requisite fireworks. Billy went to the mound and Cone growled "get you fat @$$ back to the dugout. " Connors said "I'm not here to see you, I'm giving the fireworks guy time to reload" 

Where have all the characters gone
:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

Too funny! LMAO!

Thanks for sharing Uncle Rich!  :lol:

Offline Natsinpwc

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Re: OT funny Billy Connors story
« Reply #7: June 22, 2018, 04:57:53 PM »
GFY
He just means it should be in the out of town scoreboard. The mods will move it.

Offline RichMinSC

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Re: OT funny Billy Connors story
« Reply #8: June 22, 2018, 05:15:02 PM »
He just means it should be in the out of town scoreboard. The mods will move it.

out of town scoreboard ? that means scores from out of town games to me  i have never opened that folder and never will

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Re: OT funny Billy Connors story
« Reply #9: June 22, 2018, 05:19:02 PM »

...and people have accused me of being a curmudgeon...  :whistle:

Offline Natsinpwc

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Re: OT funny Billy Connors story
« Reply #10: June 22, 2018, 05:25:24 PM »
out of town scoreboard ? that means scores from out of town games to me  i have never opened that folder and never will
Clubhouse = Nats stuff
Out Of Town Scoreboard = Other baseball
Red Loft = other than baseball.

So if someone else had posted something funny like this you would have missed it. Go figure.

Offline Natsinpwc

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Re: OT funny Billy Connors story
« Reply #11: June 22, 2018, 05:25:47 PM »
...and people have accused me of being a curmudgeon...  :whistle:
Shocking. Just shocking.

Offline mitlen

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Re: OT funny Billy Connors story
« Reply #12: June 22, 2018, 05:27:45 PM »
Shocking. Just shocking.


I know.   Right?

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Re: OT funny Billy Connors story
« Reply #13: June 22, 2018, 05:29:39 PM »
Shocking. Just shocking.



I wonder what Claude Rains thought about BABIP?

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Re: OT funny Billy Connors story
« Reply #14: June 22, 2018, 05:37:59 PM »
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I wonder what Claude Rains thought about BABIP?

 :nts: