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Offline Mathguy

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Good Use of Holidays
« Topic Start: March 09, 2018, 01:20:01 PM »
St Patrick’s Day is coming and it is on a Saturday !!!

That means bosses around DC will be spared from hearing the following excuses for missing work the next day;

1 I got stuck in the blood pressure machine at the CVS and couldn't get out.

2 I had a gall stone I wanted to heal holistically

3 The beltway is still flooded (I think)

4 My grandmother’s body is being exhumed for a police investigation

5 I am the only one who hasn’t been to the Pentagon yet so I am going today

6 I am calling you from the DC Detention Center

Offline Natsinpwc

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Re: Good Use of Holidays
« Reply #1: March 09, 2018, 01:22:31 PM »
St Patrick’s Day is coming and it is on a Saturday !!!

That means bosses around DC will be spared from hearing the following excuses for missing work the next day;

1 I got stuck in the blood pressure machine at the CVS and couldn't get out.

2 I had a gall stone I wanted to heal holistically

3 The beltway is still flooded (I think)

4 My grandmother’s body is being exhumed for a police investigation

5 I am the only one who hasn’t been to the Pentagon yet so I am going today

6 I am calling you from the DC Detention Center

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