St Patrick’s Day is coming and it is on a Saturday !!!
That means bosses around DC will be spared from hearing the following excuses for missing work the next day;
1 I got stuck in the blood pressure machine at the CVS and couldn't get out.
2 I had a gall stone I wanted to heal holistically
3 The beltway is still flooded (I think)
4 My grandmother’s body is being exhumed for a police investigation
5 I am the only one who hasn’t been to the Pentagon yet so I am going today
6 I am calling you from the DC Detention Center