I doubt DMart will be any more successful than Rusty Choker with this team of mental midgets, but I can't help but wonder what will happen if he magically ends up being the first manager to lead the Nats to a pennant or--more amazingly--a World Series Championship.
The best case scenario is self-immolation, but they'll probably go around claiming they were behind the guy all along like a bunch of Dallas Cowboys fans in January.