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Reminds me of the old Steve Wright joke: “I named my dog “Stay” so now he gets confused when I say “come here stay”
If I had a dog I would name it stains. So I could call him back. Come stains!
Been there. I get even/payback though. I have an old slide keyboard style cell. On occasion, in a crowded venue, I'll put the phone up to my mouth for all to see and say, "Hello Google".
somebody's going to take you out in a straightjacket some day
Depending on the demographics of the crowd, you oughta see 'em when I say, "Beam me up Scotty."
Someone told me that, many years ago, a friend was pulled over by a cop for a traffic violation (probably speeding.) When the cop got the the driver's door, the driver flipped his wallet open and and shouted into it, "Beam me up Scotty... and FAST...FAST!!"The cop was laughing so hard that he let him off with no ticket.(Image removed from quote.)