Nationals @ Astros, Game 1

[varoadking]

I have to dumb down my arguments for you.

 

[mitlen]

This ump is a joke 

Break out the wristbands.

[Slateman]

The return of Tanner Roark was greatly exaggerated. Still sucks. Should have dealt him in the offseason.

[Natsinpwc]

Pitch track shows none of the pitches to this batter as strikes.

[trangert418]

Took 6 balls to walk him

[Slateman]

Pitch track shows none of the pitches to this batter as strikes.

Well, that isn't wrong

[Natsinpwc]

Took 6 balls to walk him

A robot would have only required five.

[Slateman]

Here comes the grand salami

[varoadking]

Here comes the grand salami

More likely to be an E6...

[Slateman]

It seems like every outing, Tanner has a different pitch that is working, and it takes him a little bit to figure out which one it is.

[Slateman]

More likely to be an E6...

Your boy Yunel years for the days when he was as good a fielder as Wilmer

[mmzznnxx]

Drop Zimmerman in the freaking order already.

[Slateman]

Are you freaking serious Ryan? He should be benched for that swing alone.

[mitlen]

Hitman

[Natsinpwc]

Are you freaking serious Ryan? He should be benched for that swing alone.

You just defended Difo by saying it was only one play. We need consistency from you Slate. The playoffs will be here before you know it. You need to bring your A game.

[Slateman]

Would totally suck to have a guy like Rendon hitting cleanup

[Slateman]

You just defended Difo by saying it was only one play. We need consistency from you Slate. The playoffs will be here before you know it. You need to bring your A game.

You can't be consistent when dealing with the senile mind of Vark. You gotta break things down simple like for him. Wins, batting average, RBIs, errors .... you know, the simple stats that guys like him can process.

[Slateman]

Oh Matty

[RobDibblesGhost]

Wieters

[mitlen]

BOOM

[varoadking]

Random comment here, but Wieters sucks.  .231 no power.

 

[Smithian]

Hell yeah Wieters!

[skippy1999]

Hey thanks for that Wieters

[RobDibblesGhost]

Break out the wristbands.

They had to ditch the wristband campaign. MLB said they would be fined otherwise.

[mitlen]

You can't be consistent when dealing with the senile mind of Vark. You gotta break things down simple like for him. Wins, batting average, RBIs, errors .... you know, the simple stats that guys like him can process.

Don't cross the man line.