Author Topic: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1 (Read 22421 times)

varoadking · « **Reply #50:** April 18, 2017, 08:02:39 PM »

How many syllables in Foltynewicz?

I counted but four
depends upon inflection
I guess...but who knows

skippy1999 · « **Reply #51:** April 18, 2017, 08:04:03 PM »

I counted but four
depends upon inflection
I guess...but who knows

It's four no matter the inflection

mmzznnxx · « **Reply #52:** April 18, 2017, 08:04:06 PM »

How many syllables in Foltynewicz?

varoadking · « **Reply #53:** April 18, 2017, 08:10:09 PM »

It's four no matter the inflection

Very judgemental
Lower Alabama folks
Drawl and all, all y'all

varoadking · « **Reply #54:** April 18, 2017, 08:12:23 PM »

OK, beer is gone
All for haiku from this one
Sitting back watching

skippy1999 · « **Reply #55:** April 18, 2017, 08:16:36 PM »

Very judgemental
Lower Alabama folks
Drawl and all, all y'all

No amount of drawl
Is giving Foltenywicz
One more syllable

Slateman · « **Reply #56:** April 18, 2017, 08:28:44 PM »

The hustle makes them salty

NatNasty · « **Reply #57:** April 18, 2017, 08:30:04 PM »

Bryce is pretty good
A broken bat hit is swell
Now bring his ass home

mmzznnxx · « **Reply #58:** April 18, 2017, 08:30:22 PM »

Sometimes it's better,
Many people would say, to
Be lucky than good.

Copecwby20 · « **Reply #59:** April 18, 2017, 08:33:47 PM »

Bryce Harper. The first major league ball player to ever successfully "pimp" a broken bat double. 😂😂😂

Slateman · « **Reply #60:** April 18, 2017, 08:34:31 PM »

Zim hit himself. Time for the DL

Slateman · « **Reply #61:** April 18, 2017, 08:35:29 PM »

at Zim shaking that off. Spent too much time with Escobar and Murphy

Copecwby20 · « **Reply #62:** April 18, 2017, 08:37:44 PM »

Is this where their guy starts pulling a Gio and collapses?

varoadking · « **Reply #63:** April 18, 2017, 08:38:09 PM »

The Barves manager
Looks a lot like Bobby Cox
The ATL curse

Slateman · « **Reply #64:** April 18, 2017, 08:38:41 PM »

Bryce is still a crap baserunner

spidernat · « **Reply #65:** April 18, 2017, 08:38:48 PM »

RobDibblesGhost · « **Reply #66:** April 18, 2017, 08:38:53 PM »

varoadking · « **Reply #67:** April 18, 2017, 08:39:16 PM »

Royce falls asleep there
The guy is a bonafide
Dope on the base paths

Count Walewski · « **Reply #68:** April 18, 2017, 08:39:33 PM »

What did this ump's wife do with Jayson Werth?

RobDibblesGhost · « **Reply #69:** April 18, 2017, 08:39:48 PM »

freak you, CB Bucknor. Not a single strike in that AB.

mmzznnxx · « **Reply #70:** April 18, 2017, 08:40:21 PM »

A failure in life
Bucknor should kick the chair and

GburgNatsFan · « **Reply #71:** April 18, 2017, 08:40:21 PM »

balls are off the plate
Almost in the oppo box
blue sucks donkey dick

NatNasty · « **Reply #72:** April 18, 2017, 08:40:26 PM »

Bryce is still a crap baserunner

Yep

RobDibblesGhost · « **Reply #73:** April 18, 2017, 08:41:05 PM »

Is this where their guy starts pulling a Gio and collapses?

Nope. Bailed out by the crappy umpire.

spidernat · « **Reply #74:** April 18, 2017, 08:41:55 PM »

How is this motherfreaker still employed? And where is wpa?