Except he's a complete douche who makes a fuss if you try to put him in that role.
Exactly. Which is too bad, because if he keeps acting like that he'll end up costing himself 4 or 5 years of major league salary. There's a nice market for backup infielders who can play SS pretty well, run, and have some power, especially ones who switch-hit. There's not much of one for bench players who won't shut up, no matter their skill level.