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Offline RJ2kWJ

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #125: September 16, 2016, 08:40:09 PM »
Why couldn't Zimm hit like that when I had to pitch to him in AAU ball? F*cker crushed me in High School.
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Offline BrandonK

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #126: September 16, 2016, 08:40:51 PM »
Quote from: RJ2kWJ on September 16, 2016, 08:40:09 PM
Why couldn't Zimm hit like that when I had to pitch to him in AAU ball? F*cker crushed me in High School.

 :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

Face WAS a stud.
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Offline mitlen

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #127: September 16, 2016, 08:42:31 PM »
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Offline spidernat

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #128: September 16, 2016, 08:43:03 PM »
Quote from: RJ2kWJ on September 16, 2016, 08:40:09 PM
Why couldn't Zimm hit like that when I had to pitch to him in AAU ball? F*cker crushed me in High School.

Good thing you prefaced the declaration with the first sentence.
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Offline varoadking

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #129: September 16, 2016, 08:43:57 PM »
Quote from: spidernat on September 16, 2016, 08:39:45 PM
VaRK, quit whining. That's not piss Zimmernan is pouring on you. It's beer so drink up.

You're right...to paraphrase Ray: "He's hitting a hard .214."
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Offline Ali the Baseball Cat

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #130: September 16, 2016, 08:44:23 PM »
Mad Max
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Offline RJ2kWJ

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #131: September 16, 2016, 08:45:20 PM »
Quote from: spidernat on September 16, 2016, 08:43:03 PM
Good thing you prefaced the declaration with the first sentence.



Probably could've worded that better.
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Offline Mathguy

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #132: September 16, 2016, 08:46:34 PM »
Not all of us - I was a geek

Quote from: mitlen on September 16, 2016, 08:42:31 PM
We all were.
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Offline mitlen

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #133: September 16, 2016, 08:47:40 PM »
Quote from: Mathguy on September 16, 2016, 08:46:34 PM
Not all of us - I was a geek


Mathguy's can be studs.
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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #134: September 16, 2016, 08:49:59 PM »
Ace
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Offline Ali the Baseball Cat

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #135: September 16, 2016, 08:51:35 PM »
That Christmas sweater of yours is 100% pimp.  These are interesting times.
Quote from: Mathguy on September 16, 2016, 08:46:34 PM
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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #136: September 16, 2016, 08:55:48 PM »
Quote from: RJ2kWJ on September 16, 2016, 08:40:09 PM
Why couldn't Zimm hit like that when I had to pitch to him in AAU ball? F*cker crushed me in High School.

Not even the best player on his team
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Offline mitlen

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #137: September 16, 2016, 08:56:34 PM »
Quote from: RJ2kWJ on September 16, 2016, 08:40:09 PM
Why couldn't Zimm hit like that when I had to pitch to him in AAU ball? F*cker crushed me in High School.

Probably why you're startin' GDTs.       :poke:
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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #138: September 16, 2016, 08:59:04 PM »
So I'm at a chain restaurant and the guy two tables over orders an appetizer that is basically cheese, bacon, and more cheese.

He's complaining about it being to salty. I'm like, motherfreaker, you ordered cheese and bacon, with pieces of fried bread to funnel said cheese and bacon in to your mouth. What the freak did you expect? Some sort of applesauce flavor?
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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #139: September 16, 2016, 09:00:05 PM »
Quote from: Slateman on September 16, 2016, 08:59:04 PM
So I'm at a chain restaurant and the guy two tables over orders an appetizer that is basically cheese, bacon, and more cheese.

He's complaining about it being to salty. I'm like, motherfreaker, you ordered cheese and bacon, with pieces of fried bread to funnel said cheese and bacon in to your mouth. What the freak did you expect? Some sort of applesauce flavor?

They're everywhere.
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Offline RobDibblesGhost

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #140: September 16, 2016, 09:00:39 PM »
Carpenter :lmao:
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Offline Mathguy

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #141: September 16, 2016, 09:00:55 PM »
Actually I was wearing a letter sweater, as equipment manager of the football, basketball, and baseball teams.

Quote from: Ali the Baseball Cat on September 16, 2016, 08:51:35 PM
That Christmas sweater of yours is 100% pimp.  These are interesting times.
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Offline RobDibblesGhost

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #142: September 16, 2016, 09:03:19 PM »
Joe Worst.
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Offline RJ2kWJ

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #143: September 16, 2016, 09:04:16 PM »
Quote from: mitlen on September 16, 2016, 08:56:34 PM
Probably why you're startin' GDTs.       :poke:

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Offline RJ2kWJ

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #144: September 16, 2016, 09:04:39 PM »
Gracias Murphy.
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Offline Ali the Baseball Cat

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #145: September 16, 2016, 09:05:37 PM »
If that's a starter, I can only imagine what the main course is.  Crispy double-fried sausage-stuffed doughnut fondue? 
Quote from: Slateman on September 16, 2016, 08:59:04 PM
So I'm at a chain restaurant and the guy two tables over orders an appetizer that is basically cheese, bacon, and more cheese.

He's complaining about it being to salty. I'm like, motherfreaker, you ordered cheese and bacon, with pieces of fried bread to funnel said cheese and bacon in to your mouth. What the freak did you expect? Some sort of applesauce flavor?
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Offline RobDibblesGhost

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #146: September 16, 2016, 09:08:04 PM »
Offense is done.
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Offline RJ2kWJ

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #147: September 16, 2016, 09:08:59 PM »
Bryce stared at 2 beauties.
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Offline Ali the Baseball Cat

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #148: September 16, 2016, 09:09:11 PM »
That's OK.  They put up 5 and exceeded quota early. 
Quote from: RobDibblesGhost on September 16, 2016, 09:08:04 PM
Offense is done.
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Offline NatsAllThe Way

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #149: September 16, 2016, 09:13:24 PM »
And to top it off, Ramos should not be playing tonight.
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