If that's a starter, I can only imagine what the main course is. Crispy double-fried sausage-stuffed doughnut fondue?
So I'm at a chain restaurant and the guy two tables over orders an appetizer that is basically cheese, bacon, and more cheese.
He's complaining about it being to salty. I'm like, motherfreaker, you ordered cheese and bacon, with pieces of fried bread to funnel said cheese and bacon in to your mouth. What the freak did you expect? Some sort of applesauce flavor?
