Nationals @ Phillies, Game 1

[NatsAllThe Way]

I've told you guys. This is the bad  season slump. We haven't had one all season, so we're due.

We'll have to gut this out and the first part of September, and then they'll get hot, and roll right in to the playoffs

Not sure if serious.

[GburgNatsFan]

His testicles get in the way.

Awkward run but it got the hit.

[EdStroud]

Hasn't cleared waivers.








But Braun has

Votto wants to be a Blue Jay anyways......Canada born

[spidernat]

Not sure if serious.

It's Slate.

[spidernat]

Votto wants to be a Blue Jay anyways......Canada born

then he's a moron

[RobDibblesGhost]

Time for the knockout punch

[mmzznnxx]

[RobDibblesGhost]

Of course

[Slateman]

Turner taking strike zone advice from Bryce Harper

[sportsfan882]

three Ks.

Horrible offense

[Count Walewski]

Trea is exhibiting many of the mannerisms that Bryce did his rookie year. Swinging at low breaking pitches, running on a home run trot, being really aggressive on the basepaths, making enemies with umpires...

[Slateman]

Not sure if serious.

Like a heart attack, baby. Gonna get hot in mid to late September. Ryan's bat will wake up and the whole team will start rolling.

[imref]

We look like Ned Flanders against this guy.

[NatsAllThe Way]

Like a heart attack, baby. Gonna get hot in mid to late September. Ryan's bat will wake up and the whole team will start rolling.

Now I know you're joking.

[mmzznnxx]

Like a heart attack, baby. Gonna get hot in mid to late September. Ryan's bat will wake up and the whole team will start rolling.

Oh they will all right.   

[Slateman]

We look like Ned Flanders against this guy.

I wish!

[RobDibblesGhost]

Time for the knockout punch

Or the knockout punchout

[Slateman]

Now I know you're joking.

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[NatsAllThe Way]

Well at least Roark is doing well.

[Slateman]

Well at least Roark is doing well.

Gonna go 8 tonight and hand it of to Mark Automatic Melancon.

[GburgNatsFan]

SSSing....  because someone has to.

Like a heart attack, baby. Gonna get hot in mid to late September. Ryan's bat will wake up and the whole team will start rolling.

[NatsAllThe Way]

Gonna go 8 tonight and hand it of to Mark Automatic Melancon.

Marc

[EdStroud]

Mariot in to pitch

ERA 9.00

[NatsAllThe Way]

We're about to score a crapload of runs.  I come from the future.

[RobDibblesGhost]

Oh look, another pitcher with a 9 ERA to shut us down.