The King (Cole) and his Court
A. J. Cole was a merry young soul,
And a merry young soul was he;
He called for his Trea, and he called for his Werth,
And he called for his Daniel Murphy.
And every batter had a bat.
Exceptin' Ryan Z. and Danny.
Oh there's none so rare, as can compare,
With A. J. Cole and his hitters one, two, three.