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Offline houston-nat

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Nationals vs Braves, Game 1
« Topic Start: April 11, 2016, 01:08:51 PM »
Nationals vs. Braves, Game 1
Monday, April 11 | 7:05 p.m. Obama Time Zone
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Atlanta Barfs
(0-5)

CF Mallex L. Smith
RF Nick W. Markakis
1B Freddie Got Fingered
3B Adonis Q. Garcia
C A.J. Pierzynski
LF Hector Q. Olivera
SS Erick J. Aybar
2B Jace R. Peterson
RHP David S. "Butt" Norris

   Washington Nationals
(3-1)

CF Michael A. Taylor
3B Anthony M. Rendon
RF Bryce A.M. Harper
1B Ryan W. Zimmerman
2B Daniel T. Murphy
LF Jayson R.G. Werth
C Wilson A. Ramos
SS Daniel R. Espinosa
RHP Maxwell M. "This No-No's for VARK" Scherzer



Chop this, nages

Offline mitlen

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Re: Nationals vs Braves, Game 1
« Reply #1: April 11, 2016, 01:12:57 PM »
I'll have to google Jeremy Clarkson.    :)

Offline houston-nat

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Re: Nationals vs Braves, Game 1
« Reply #2: April 11, 2016, 01:16:39 PM »
I'll have to google Jeremy Clarkson.    :)
Or watch the video clip embedded!

He's a car reviewer for the BBC. Here's his review of how the Ford Fiesta handles if you get stuck in a shopping mall:

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Offline mitlen

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Re: Nationals vs Braves, Game 1
« Reply #3: April 11, 2016, 01:17:56 PM »
Or watch the video clip embedded!

He's a car reviewer for the BBC. Here's his review of how the Ford Fiesta handles if you get stuck in a shopping mall:

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Missus is sittin' here so I asked her.    She sez, "He hosts a British car show and he's funny."    I feel awful.

Offline mitlen

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Re: Nationals vs Braves, Game 1
« Reply #4: April 11, 2016, 01:26:08 PM »
Or watch the video clip embedded!

He's a car reviewer for the BBC. Here's his review of how the Ford Fiesta handles if you get stuck in a shopping mall:

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...   Royal Marines  ....    :hysterical:

Offline skippy1999

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Re: Nationals vs Braves, Game 1
« Reply #5: April 11, 2016, 02:03:12 PM »
Missus is sittin' here so I asked her.    She sez, "He hosts a British car show and he's funny."    I feel awful.

I had no clue either, but I don't feel awful :lol:

Offline mitlen

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Re: Nationals vs Braves, Game 1
« Reply #6: April 11, 2016, 02:12:28 PM »
I had no clue either, but I don't feel awful :lol:

Missus said I need to commiserate more.    That was my shot.    :)

Offline imref

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Re: Nationals vs Braves, Game 1
« Reply #7: April 11, 2016, 03:15:28 PM »
Oh lord Mitlen!  Plan to carve out some time to binge watch Top Gear.  Arguably the best show in TV history and certainly the most popular show in the world (well, at least until Clarkson attacked a producer and screwed the whole thing up).

Offline mitlen

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Re: Nationals vs Braves, Game 1
« Reply #8: April 11, 2016, 03:23:09 PM »
Oh lord Mitlen!  Plan to carve out some time to binge watch Top Gear.  Arguably the best show in TV history and certainly the most popular show in the world (well, at least until Clarkson attacked a producer and screwed the whole thing up).

Is it on Netflix?     Double checked   ...  2015 is.    When did he go ballistic?


OT   ...  or maybe it's on topic but it's turning into a beautiful day for a ball game.

Offline Tokeydog

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Re: Nationals vs Braves, Game 1
« Reply #9: April 11, 2016, 03:43:45 PM »
Or watch the video clip embedded!

He's a car reviewer for the BBC. Here's his review of how the Ford Fiesta handles if you get stuck in a shopping mall:

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Damn that was awesome!  I needed that.

Offline imref

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Re: Nationals vs Braves, Game 1
« Reply #10: April 11, 2016, 03:51:47 PM »
Is it on Netflix?     Double checked   ...  2015 is.    When did he go ballistic?


OT   ...  or maybe it's on topic but it's turning into a beautiful day for a ball game.

http://www.wnff.net/index.php?topic=30763.0

Should be on Netflix

Offline WhiteWhale

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Re: Nationals vs Braves, Game 1
« Reply #11: April 11, 2016, 04:24:24 PM »
wow. never heard of him. never watched the show before.

watched the two embedded videos.

amazed. is it always that funny?

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Re: Nationals vs Braves, Game 1
« Reply #12: April 11, 2016, 04:49:50 PM »
wow. never heard of him. never watched the show before.

watched the two embedded videos.

amazed. is it always that funny?

Usually YES those guys are really absurd most times.

Offline houston-nat

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Re: Nationals vs Braves, Game 1
« Reply #13: April 11, 2016, 06:45:30 PM »
Lineups added to post at top!

Please note that the Braves' CF today is Mallex Smith, a prospect making his MLB debut. Ender Inciarte is on the DL.

Prospect writeups on Mallex Smith by Dan Farnsworth (FanGraphs):
"The 2015 minor league leader in stolen bases, Smith was a nice get for the Braves on account of his baserunning prowess alone. He has amazing top end speed, and wreaks havoc on the bases with a good idea of when he can take advantage of opposing teams.

"That speed only helps him so much in the field currently, since he takes crooked routes to balls and doesn’t change directions well. The potential is still there for him to play an excellent center field, but the reads will have to drastically improve, and I don’t think his hands are particularly soft either. His arm is below average overall due to rough footwork and just an average release.

"At the plate, his minor league numbers have been fueled by less-skilled fielders pumping up his batting average on balls in play. He has a ground ball or low line-drive swing with next to no power. His plate discipline needs improvement for him to continue getting on base enough to start, since right now he is more patient that selective. Big league pitchers will be able to attack him more efficiently."

Offline mmzznnxx

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Re: Nationals vs Braves, Game 1
« Reply #14: April 11, 2016, 06:46:47 PM »
Oh good, MAT still leading off. Dusty's such a freaking moron.

Offline imref

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Re: Nationals vs Braves, Game 1
« Reply #15: April 11, 2016, 06:48:40 PM »
Scherzer is due for a no-no.

Offline aussienatsfan

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Re: Nationals vs Braves, Game 1
« Reply #16: April 11, 2016, 06:52:54 PM »
Oh good, MAT still leading off. Dusty's such a freaking moron.


Who do you think we should go with? no sarcasm, not saying this is wrong, but without Revere and with the club clearly never going to use Turner this early who else can we use? Werthless?

Offline ZIM4MVP

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Re: Nationals vs Braves, Game 1
« Reply #17: April 11, 2016, 07:07:27 PM »
holy empty nats park

Offline imref

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Re: Nationals vs Braves, Game 1
« Reply #18: April 11, 2016, 07:07:50 PM »
Werth should be leading off. Plug mat into werth' slot.

Offline RobDibblesGhost

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Re: Nationals vs Braves, Game 1
« Reply #19: April 11, 2016, 07:08:56 PM »
I guess waking Freeman isn't the worst thing in the world.

Offline aussienatsfan

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Re: Nationals vs Braves, Game 1
« Reply #20: April 11, 2016, 07:09:33 PM »
Oh look Max has learned to walk the 1 guy that kills him

Offline RobDibblesGhost

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Re: Nationals vs Braves, Game 1
« Reply #21: April 11, 2016, 07:10:04 PM »
holy empty nats park

It's a perfect evening. I scored some great seats.

Offline EdStroud

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Re: Nationals vs Braves, Game 1
« Reply #22: April 11, 2016, 07:10:29 PM »
slider away grounder to SS

Offline mitlen

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Re: Nationals vs Braves, Game 1
« Reply #23: April 11, 2016, 07:10:41 PM »
holy empty nats park

Noticed that and wondered about it.    Just figured it's the Braves in April.

Offline mmzznnxx

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Re: Nationals vs Braves, Game 1
« Reply #24: April 11, 2016, 07:11:42 PM »

Who do you think we should go with? no sarcasm, not saying this is wrong, but without Revere and with the club clearly never going to use Turner this early who else can we use? Werthless?

I feel you, I don't really like the alternatives. I would either give Werth the rope (which he would probably hang himself with) or Rendon.