Has anyone explored any theories on why Sly picked Ryan Zimmerman to list? Ryan Howard is an easy one, along with the others, but Ryan Zimmerman just seems like a weird name just to throw out in a "name-and-shame" sting.
My first guess: Sly knew a "Ryan" but couldn't remember which. Just threw in both Ryans who are star baseball players. Sly might be dumb as rocks.
David Simon quoting Baltimore homicide detectives in his "ride along" book:
Homicide: A Year on the Killing Streets: "Stupid people commit crimes.
Crime makes you stupid".