Lineups for whomever actually gives a crap:
Rendon 4, Escobar 5, Harper 9, Werth 7, Robinson 3, Desmond 6, Taylor 8, Ramos 2, Roark 1
Parra 8, Machado 5, Davis 3, Pearce 7, Wieters 2, Schoop 4, Flaherty 9, Hardy 6, Wilson 1
Because why should the Nats change what is clearly working?