Nationals vs Braves, Game 1

[sportsfan882]

error

[mitlen]

Is that a base hit?

[spidernat]

Yeah, but connectivity is so bad at the Park that we know it can't be you. #LaC

mitlen is a fat cat from Las Vegas so we have special access. Mathguy is still crunching numbers on a pocket calculator and wearing a pocket protector.

[PC]

Give him the hit!

[Lintyfresh85]

Give him a hit.

[aussienatsfan]

Why isn't Severino in the game?

becaue Matt Williams

[spidernat]

Actually, Turner was ready to bat so Desmond said he'd take it.

How do you know that?

[mitlen]

mitlen is a fat cat from Las Vegas so we have special access. Mathguy is still crunching numbers on a pocket calculator and wearing a pocket protector.

I like mathguy.

[PC]

How do you know that?

FP and Bob.

[GburgNatsFan]

He's expressing nerd. That's protected these days, like gender.

mitlen is a fat cat from Las Vegas so we have special access. Mathguy is still crunching numbers on a pocket calculator and wearing a pocket protector.

[Mathguy]

I bring it to every Nats game I attend

mitlen is a fat cat from Las Vegas so we have special access. Mathguy is still crunching numbers on a pocket calculator and wearing a pocket protector.

[spidernat]

That should've been ruled an error. There is no need to hand him a hit. It's insulting.

[aussienatsfan]

some town scorer might give him that

[NatNasty]

[mitlen]

I had one of those.

[aussienatsfan]

I actually think that he beats the throw

[varoadking]

It's harder to hit a baseball than use that...

[PC]

ESPN Stats & Info
@ESPNStatsInfo


Bryce Harper faced 20 pitches, didn’t swing at any of them.
2nd-most pitches seen w/o a swing in a game in last 10 seasons (Juan Uribe, 21)

[Mathguy]

Didn't look like it in the replay

I actually think that he beats the throw

[NatNasty]

I had one of those.

I'd be shocked if you still didn't 

[Slateman]

Oh I see we don't wear covers in the Air Force

[PC]

AN INTERESTING NIGHT FOR BRYCE HARPER

The Nationals OF was pinch hit for in the sixth as they led the Braves 12-1. In his four PAs, he didn't swing once, was walked each time, scored four runs and drove in 1. The last player with 4-plus walks, 4-plus runs, and 1-plus RBIs in one game was Derrek Lee with the then-Florida Marlins in 2002

[Mathguy]

I used to have one of those.  But it didn't fit in my pocket protector

[mitlen]

So, Bob's gotta go with "All you brilliant couch managers."?    FU Robert

[varoadking]

So, Bob's gotta go with "All you brilliant couch managers."?    FU Robert

Seriously...what was up with that?