Williams' post-match pressers (as excerpted on the radio broadcasts) are becoming unlistenable...an endlessly repetitive mishmash of one-liners about specific players and other statements with a rushed, 'next question please' lilt to them.
Wouldn't it be funny if he turned up drunk for a presser...say, started about the 6th inning nipping from a hip flask of Velicoff, Odesse or Aristocrat vodka (in full view of the telly cameras, guaranteed to elicit at least one remark about 'cheap' from the commentators)...or alternatively, doing shots of slivovitz with chasers of room-temperature Yuengling Lager....it'd be a lot more entertaining than following the recent misadventures of this team.