In that case: Harper is an overpaid, self-absorbed, heartless bum. He is one of the reasons I won't be watching Nationals games in 2015.
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In the interest of Karma, I plan to go to more Nats games next year because of Harper.
(PM me if you are reading this Bryce!)
In all fairness, outside of Nats games we've actually seen him in person twice. Once at Natsfest 2013 when he stuck around after a press conference to sign anything that anyone handed him, including water bottles, hats, you name it. My son got to shake hands with him. The other time we saw him close up was after a rehab start in Potomac when after he departed the club house he went to his dad's truck, got a stack of his own bobbleheads, and handed them out to the kids who were waiting for him outside the fence.