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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #1: January 01, 2015, 08:48:18 AM »
Feliz Ano Nuevo m*****f******

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Rafael



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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #2: January 01, 2015, 10:02:57 AM »
Do CMW jokes translate?

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #3: January 01, 2015, 11:30:11 AM »
I've told you guys any number of times, but it bears repeating - the players, and their families and friends, read the various Nats forums and blogs to see what people are saying about the players.  And this being the #1 Nats fan forum in the universe, is very well read, at least among the anglo players.
In that case: Harper is an overpaid, self-absorbed, heartless bum.  He is one of the reasons I won't be watching Nationals games in 2015.


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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #4: January 01, 2015, 02:39:10 PM »
freak Harper quit acting like a prima donna nag qnd freaking put out you worthless crap

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #5: January 01, 2015, 02:48:36 PM »
He's done crap since the giants series - cut the bumb

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #6: January 01, 2015, 02:49:43 PM »
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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #7: January 01, 2015, 03:39:56 PM »
In that case: Harper is an overpaid, self-absorbed, heartless bum.  He is one of the reasons I won't be watching Nationals games in 2015.

(Image removed from quote.)

In the interest of Karma, I plan to go to more Nats games next year because of Harper.

(PM me if you are reading this Bryce!)

In all fairness, outside of Nats games we've actually seen him in person twice.  Once at Natsfest 2013 when he stuck around after a press conference to sign anything that anyone handed him, including water bottles, hats, you name it.  My son got to shake hands with him.  The other time we saw him close up was after a rehab start in Potomac when after he departed the club house he went to his dad's truck, got a stack of his own bobbleheads, and handed them out to the kids who were waiting for him outside the fence. 


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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #9: January 06, 2015, 04:58:36 PM »
Can we trade this jerk yet? freaking crap


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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #11: January 06, 2015, 05:10:36 PM »

They look the same.  Same nose.  Are we sure they're not brother and sister? Are mormons allowed to do that?



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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #12: January 06, 2015, 06:58:05 PM »
So they didn't get a divorce? Whatevz, it's not like any of us should be giving a crap anyway.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #13: January 06, 2015, 07:12:49 PM »
I only give a crap if we trade this bum. He'll probably come in to ST with a pulled groin and never get healthy. He'll never go on a hot  streak now.

Offline Mr Clean

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #14: January 06, 2015, 07:22:29 PM »
I only give a crap if we trade this bum. He'll probably come in to ST with a pulled groin and never get healthy. He'll never go on a hot  streak now.

Haters gonna hate. Way over the top. 

Offline GburgNatsFan

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #15: January 06, 2015, 07:33:24 PM »
I only give a crap if we trade this bum. He'll probably come in to ST with a pulled groin and never get healthy. He'll never go on a hot  streak now.


Where did you get this from? Why would he come to ST with a pulled --- oh. I get it.


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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #16: January 06, 2015, 07:43:54 PM »

Where did you get this from? Why would he come to ST with a pulled --- oh. I get it.



:D I've gone a long time without sex before. I know exactly what happens when it's non stop right after

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #17: January 06, 2015, 08:02:53 PM »
:D I've gone a long time without sex before. I know exactly what happens when it's non stop right after

Shhhhhhhh...you'll scare Vega...

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #18: January 06, 2015, 08:17:52 PM »
Shhhhhhhh...you'll scare Vega...

Pretty sure it's Vega

Seriously though, what injury will Harper have this season? Ankle? Elbow?

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #19: January 06, 2015, 08:29:51 PM »
She wouldn't sign the pre-nup, I bet.  That's why the wedding is off.

Offline whytev

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #20: January 06, 2015, 11:59:04 PM »
We had the story first.

Those reporters read the board.

Offline HalfSmokes

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #21: January 07, 2015, 09:02:08 AM »
She wouldn't sign the pre-nup, I bet.  That's why the wedding is off.

In that case, she's a moron- child support > what ever she'd give up- pull the goalie on the honey moon and she's still set

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #22: January 07, 2015, 09:10:33 AM »
In that case, she's a moron- child support > what ever she'd give up- pull the goalie on the honey moon and she's still set

Actually, crap like this gets handled by the church.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #23: January 07, 2015, 09:11:47 AM »
pretty sure no church in america has any jurisdiction over child support payments or custody if a mother takes it to an actual court

Offline Slateman

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #24: January 07, 2015, 09:13:49 AM »
pretty sure no church in america has any jurisdiction over child support payments or custody if a mother takes it to an actual court

Trust me when I say, the Mormon Church would take care of it. They may use the courts, but it would be dealt with under their terms.