Because total value doesn't exist?
1. Giancarlo Stanton, $325,000,000 (2015-27)
2. Alex Rodriguez, $275,000,000 (2008-17)
3. Alex Rodriguez, $252,000,000 (2001-10)
4. Miguel Cabrera, $248,000,000 (2016-23)
5. Albert Pujols, $240,000,000 (2012-21)
… Robinson Cano, $240,000,000 (2014-23)
7. Joey Votto, $225,000,000 (2014-23)
8. Clayton Kershaw, $215,000,000 (2014-20)
9. Prince Fielder, $214,000,000 (2012-20)
10. Max Scherzer, $210,000,000 (2015-21)
But feel free to keep being an jerk
Average annual value is more relevant. Everyone knows position players last longer.