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PHILADELPHIA—Calling it a fun new way to enhance the game-day experience, the Philadelphia Phillies announced Thursday that concession stands at Citizens Bank Park will now sell plastic helmets for fans to vomit in. “We’re excited to let all Phillies fans know that, for just $12, they can throw up into an officially licensed novelty helmet modeled after the ones worn by their favorite players,” said team spokesperson Bonnie Clark, adding that the flattened crown of the 8-ounce plastic cap allows intoxicated fans to conveniently rest the helmet between their knees without spilling any vomit onto their lap.
Hamels got lit up in his first start and served up four homers. He'll probably shut us down tonight.
Ah that's what was missing yesterday, the Philthie hate can only watch for a little bit, 10 runs in the first would be nice
Pool open?
lol too cold for swimming still and bowling is on Monday, y'all don't remember anything
Hey, I got my own issues.
Bowling night.
We won't be no-hit tonight
Movie night. Probably going to see Havana Nights.
safeBlanco bailed us out