DC inching back to the pre-The Plan days? The Nats back to being trash? How long until Spray Tan Ted “No I didn’t have weight loss surgery” Leonsis renames the Wizards to the Bullets? Am I gonna be opening for Tommy Davidson at the DC Improv again like I did back in ‘98? You love to see it.
Maybe you should open at Nats Park although that comedy would be hard to match for an opening act.