Is this BiL? Damn where did Mr. Happy go?
Minty, this guy's got some really weird switch. IDK. But make sure none of your personal info is in your profile, methinks he's not got both oars in the water. I mean, we're talking about the O's and he's already doing the 'I don't start it, I finish it', which I haven't heard since my 90 year old WW2 vet dad said it to me. Something's not right.
Simmer down, lady. Don't go projecting here. Here's how my slap fights go with dinty.
1) He always attacks me first for no reason whatsoever...he's paranoid as far as I can tell. See how this all started with him calling me out by name as member of the Nats Fan Police.
2) I think he's 14 and is used to bullying people on the playground. I don't like bullys and I fight back.
3) He starts to cry and says I'm stalking him when it's really him that ALWAYS starts it.
4) I laugh a lot and tell him not to mess with me because I will always fight back.
5) He goes away for a while but somehow forgets the beating he took.