You sir are loathsome. Soriano is reliable. Jordan isn't even a major leaguer let alone a starter. Do you know Fister has been on the DL all season or were you too busy thinking of the next thing to bag on?
Soriano is a blown save waiting to happen. He plays with fire, and though it hasn't burned us yet, it will. Fister will be our best pitcher, so yeah, I'm aware of him.