I don't have to. I have a file where I've been saving them.
Dude, you just have to share this. You owe it to humanity.
But I never begrudge anyone the right to vent on this board. It took me a while to realize it but that's the purpose this board serves for some people. I just wish the LoD and the Panic Monkeys would moderate their kvetching just a tad so the rest of who have to listen to all that nagging don't go off the deep end.