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Offline NationalHeat

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #575 on: May 01, 2014, 10:59:21 am »
Quote from: Jordanz Meatballz on May 01, 2014, 10:51:39 am
I would like to submit a counter-theory:

Astros

I'm trying to be positive here!
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Offline PC

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #576 on: May 22, 2014, 01:31:29 pm »
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Offline spidernat

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #577 on: May 22, 2014, 01:57:18 pm »
Where has Harper's BH been?  :hysterical:
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Offline Slateman

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #578 on: May 22, 2014, 02:01:32 pm »
Quote from: spidernat on May 22, 2014, 01:57:18 pm
Where has Harper's BH been?  :hysterical:
No harper no care
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Offline houston-nat

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #579 on: May 22, 2014, 04:31:14 pm »
Quote from: spidernat on May 22, 2014, 01:57:18 pm
Where has Harper's BH been?  :hysterical:
Bryce Harper is playing football??!?! How dare that clown have fun instead of burning with passion to get back on a baseball field! He should be miserable until he plays again! He should play through injuries. I'm sick of this kid. We thought we were getting the second coming of Jesus Christ and instead he's just a baseball player. Who the freak am I supposed to jack it to when I'm alone in my parents' spare bedroom at 8:30 p.m.??
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Offline dracnal

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #580 on: May 22, 2014, 04:44:34 pm »
Quote from: houston-nat on May 22, 2014, 04:31:14 pm
Who the freak am I supposed to jack it to when I'm alone in my parents' spare bedroom at 8:30 p.m.??

CW says Mike Trout?
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Offline BH34Natural

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #581 on: May 23, 2014, 12:25:33 am »
Quote from: houston-nat on May 22, 2014, 04:31:14 pm
Bryce Harper is playing football??!?! How dare that clown have fun instead of burning with passion to get back on a baseball field! He should be miserable until he plays again! He should play through injuries. I'm sick of this kid. We thought we were getting the second coming of Jesus Christ and instead he's just a baseball player. Who the freak am I supposed to jack it to when I'm alone in my parents' spare bedroom at 8:30 p.m.??

He's not a baseball player really, just a celebrity. When baseball season rolls around I don't see him on the field enough to call him a baseball player. He's a celeb.  :rofl: :hysterical:
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Offline Ali the Baseball Cat

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #582 on: May 23, 2014, 12:28:55 am »
I hear a Subway chicken teriyaki on herb and cheese bread feels like Paris Hilton.  Or a trout derriere if that's your thing.
Quote from: dracnal on May 22, 2014, 04:44:34 pm
CW says Mike Trout?
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Offline skippy1999

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #583 on: May 23, 2014, 12:33:28 am »
Quote from: BH34Natural on May 23, 2014, 12:25:33 am
He's not a baseball player really, just a celebrity. When baseball season rolls around I don't see him on the field enough to call him a baseball player. He's a celeb.  :rofl: :hysterical:

:crackup:
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Offline Squab

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #584 on: May 30, 2014, 04:33:53 pm »
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Offline madj55

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #585 on: May 30, 2014, 04:37:09 pm »
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Offline Slateman

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #586 on: May 30, 2014, 04:53:57 pm »
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Offline skippy1999

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #587 on: May 30, 2014, 05:16:29 pm »
Quote from: madj55 on May 30, 2014, 04:37:09 pm
http://www.barstoolsports.com/dmv/super-page/bryce-harper-got-engaged-and-took-some-very-american-engagement-photos/

Awww I love it that they incorporated Nats Park into his engagement photos!! That settles it, he's a Nat for life ;) 
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Offline Slateman

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #588 on: May 30, 2014, 05:19:05 pm »
She wears Danny Espinosa's number to tel him she'll never walk.
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Offline madj55

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #589 on: May 30, 2014, 05:24:03 pm »
Quote from: Slateman on May 30, 2014, 05:19:05 pm
She wears Danny Espinosa's number to tel him she'll never walk.
:clap:
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Offline spidernat

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #590 on: May 30, 2014, 05:38:24 pm »
Harper's BH  :hang: :hang:
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Offline Slateman

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #591 on: May 30, 2014, 05:48:51 pm »
Quote from: spidernat on May 30, 2014, 05:38:24 pm
Harper's BH  :hang: :hang:
No, he'll probably go all Rodgers on us.
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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #592 on: May 30, 2014, 06:08:06 pm »
Quote from: Slateman on May 30, 2014, 05:19:05 pm
She wears Danny Espinosa's number to tel him she'll never walk.

I think she heard the number would soon be available...
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Offline DPMOmaha

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #593 on: May 30, 2014, 06:33:03 pm »
Quote from: Squab on May 30, 2014, 04:33:53 pm
Looks like he's engaged:
http://molliejanephotographyblog.com/2014/05/bryce_and_kayla_engaged_washington_dc_wedding_photographer.html
I'm guessing that page has more traffic right now than she ever expected she'd have. Her site is down.
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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #594 on: May 30, 2014, 06:39:33 pm »
Quote from: DPMOmaha on May 30, 2014, 06:33:03 pm
I'm guessing that page has more traffic right now than she ever expected she'd have. Her site is down.

She should have used Squarespace.
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Offline Jordanz Meatballz

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #595 on: June 01, 2014, 10:40:42 am »
Someday they'll make a Lifetime movie about this romance.

Congrats, Bryce
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Offline mitlen

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #596 on: June 01, 2014, 11:01:10 am »
Quote from: Jordanz Meatballz on June 01, 2014, 10:40:42 am
Someday they'll make a Lifetime movie about this romance.

Congrats, Bryce

Won't have much baseball footage.     :mg:
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Offline Displaced Bucco

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #597 on: June 01, 2014, 11:07:25 am »
Quote from: mitlen on June 01, 2014, 11:01:10 am
Won't have much baseball footage.     :mg:

It will be a show about training rooms and doctors!
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Online HalfSmokes

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #598 on: June 01, 2014, 11:08:02 am »
Quote from: Jordanz Meatballz on June 01, 2014, 10:40:42 am
Someday they'll make a Lifetime movie about this romance.

Congrats, Bryce
Star athlete gets the girl, seems like a riviting plot
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Offline spidernat

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #599 on: June 01, 2014, 11:58:54 am »
Quote from: Displaced Bucco on June 01, 2014, 11:07:25 am
It will be a show about training rooms and doctors!

And fanbois
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