Nationals @ Brewers, Game 1

[RobDibblesGhost]

X-rays on Gorz negative

[NatsAllThe Way]

I can see Harper's little rant didn't apply to his own play.

Obviously no one was listening.....  himself included.

[sportsfan882]

Some fat pitches from Jordan. Lucky to escape scoreless.

[Nathan]

crap, Nats suck
No mods in the vicinity
time to play 

[NatsAllThe Way]

Seriously....  guys help me out here.  What the H E double-hockey-sticks happened to this team?>

[sportsfan882]

This umpire has a terrible strike zone. Awful.

[Minty Fresh]

Seriously....  guys help me out here.  What the H E double-hockey-sticks happened to this team?>

2012 was a aberration.

[sportsfan882]

That was a sickening camera shot of Davey and his buddy LaRoche laughing it off in the dugout while the Nats get completely dominated by some scrub from their bullpen.

[NatsAllThe Way]

2012 was a aberration.

Maybe, but we can't be this bad.  Is someone poisoning them?

[PC]

Tyler Moore drives in Perez with a double.  Chiefs 6-5.

[TylerDC]

This team is mind numbingly boring. I find myself zoning out every five minutes.

[NatsAllThe Way]

Only Werth.

[varoadking]

Maybe, but we can't be this bad.  Is someone poisoning them?

[Ali the Baseball Cat]

Just turned off all sound except for Hanoi Rocks.  Let's try this approach.  If chins gets on base I'm sticking with it.

[RobDibblesGhost]

Do something, LaSuck

[Ali the Baseball Cat]

Derp

[mmzznnxx]

So is Rizzo going into next season operating under the assumption LaRoche will play better and closer to his career norms? Unless he is, I can't imagine why they aren't giving to the reps to Marerro or Tyler Moore.

[varoadking]

Do something, LaSuck

He's picking up the slack for 3Kespi...

[sportsfan882]

LaRoche has no power left. He's done.

[ghostface]

WTP - warning track power.  the guy is done as a starter

[Nathan]

Just turned off all sound except for Hanoi Rocks.  Let's try this approach.  If chins gets on base I'm sticking with it.

Is it bad to not know who that is?

[PC]

That's what happens when you lose 17 pounds since spring training.

[varoadking]

$14MM tied up in a pedestrian closer that can't even get on the field...another $13MM in a washed up starter...and $10MM in a terrible corner infielder.

What could $37MM have bought us?

[sportsfan882]

Dan Steinberg ‏@dcsportsbog 43s
Getting shut out by a reliever pressed into duty due to injury for a team 16 games under .500 would have serious rock bottom potential

QFT.

[sportsfan882]

Another leadoff baserunner. Jordan just hasn't looked right in over a month.