Author Topic: Nationals vs Padres, Game 3 (Read 15323 times)

houston-nat · « **Topic Start:** July 07, 2013, 08:57:41 AM »

HEY, SAN DIEGO PADRES!

Where did you get those uniforms?
At the... toilet store?

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Yes, Nationals fans, it's the triumphant return of the...
ANCHORMAN GAMEDAY THREAD!

I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German whale anatomy pictures. But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of cetacean materials.
Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities.

San Diego Padres @ Washington Nationals
[7 July, 2013 - 1:35 PM National Network Time - Nationals Park - Washington, DC, USA]
[TV: KVWN's Channel 4 News Team]

An Old, Old Wooden Ship
(40-48)
CF Biker Jack Black
SS Frank Vitchard
LF Arturo Mendes
1B Wes Mantooth
RF a grizzly bear
3B Judd Apatow's Neckbeard
C Tim Robbins
2B Seth Rogen
LHP Robbie Erlin

Sex Panther Cologne
(45-42)
CF Tino the Bar Man
SS Brian Fantana
LF Ron Burgundy
3B Baxter
1B Champ Kind
RF Ed Harken
2B Miz Veronica Corningstone
C Danny Trejo
RHP Stephen Strasburg

LINEUPS WILL BE POSTED A FEW HOURS PRIOR TO THE PANTS PARTY

Hey Padres, got a little ham and eggs comin' atcha, hope you got good griddles.

Terpfan76 · « **Reply #1:** July 07, 2013, 09:08:08 AM »

No Brick Tamlin???

TigerFan · « **Reply #2:** July 07, 2013, 09:49:38 AM »

WashingtonWizards23 · « **Reply #3:** July 07, 2013, 09:53:23 AM »

is bryce harper playing or in the trading block?

RobDibblesGhost · « **Reply #4:** July 07, 2013, 12:07:41 PM »

LaRoche off in favor of Moore today, all of the other regulars are in the lineup. Moore is hitting 7th, Werth and Rendon each slide up a spot in the order.

houston-nat · « **Reply #5:** July 07, 2013, 12:10:01 PM »

After setting up this thread, whenever I get an Amazon banner ad on another webpage, it's telling me to buy Sex Panther 1.70z Cologne Body Spray for $33.95.

RL04 · « **Reply #6:** July 07, 2013, 12:22:00 PM »

You should try going on College Confidential.

www.collegeconfidential.com

Sometimes the ads based on page views are spot on.

But sometimes the ads are just truly bizarre.

TigerFan · « **Reply #7:** July 07, 2013, 12:41:52 PM »

I was looking for Diversity, the old wooden ship, to make an appearance.

Edit: never mind, I found it

BH34Natural · « **Reply #8:** July 07, 2013, 12:47:49 PM »

Beat me to it, good luck houston nat

mimontero88 · « **Reply #9:** July 07, 2013, 01:03:47 PM »

Quote from: RobDibblesGhost on July 07, 2013, 12:07:41 PM

LaRoche off in favor of Moore today, all of the other regulars are in the lineup. Moore is hitting 7th, Werth and Rendon each slide up a spot in the order.

No "play me or trade me" from LaRoche? Man, these vets just don't know what they're doing like the kid does.

Tokeydog · « **Reply #10:** July 07, 2013, 01:21:54 PM »

My little girl is ready for the game!

Slateman · « **Reply #11:** July 07, 2013, 01:23:46 PM »

Season right here. Nats need to show they can finish an opponent that sucks.

TigerFan · « **Reply #12:** July 07, 2013, 01:25:08 PM »

And start their support for SS

TigerFan · « **Reply #13:** July 07, 2013, 01:25:24 PM »

Quote from: Tokeydog on July 07, 2013, 01:21:54 PM

My little girl is ready for the game!
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Love the hat!

mimontero88 · « **Reply #14:** July 07, 2013, 01:29:14 PM »

I predict that Stephen Strasburg will go 3-3 with 3 HR and 3 RBI. Nats win 3-0 in complete game shutout from Stras. Book it

ajcartwright · « **Reply #15:** July 07, 2013, 01:30:51 PM »

Quote from: Tokeydog on July 07, 2013, 01:21:54 PM

My little girl is ready for the game!
(Image removed from quote.)

cute girl, lovely hat
how old is she? hours? days?, weeks?
man does she look fresh

TigerFan · « **Reply #16:** July 07, 2013, 01:31:47 PM »

This might be my first game actually getting to see Stasburg pitch. I'm pretty excited. I hope the bats stay hot!

Edit: I forgot I saw the game where he picked up RZ after the error.

madj55 · « **Reply #17:** July 07, 2013, 01:31:58 PM »

Sweep or bust.

Slateman · « **Reply #18:** July 07, 2013, 01:35:53 PM »

The water bottle is melting ....

BH34Natural · « **Reply #19:** July 07, 2013, 01:37:31 PM »

CMON STRAS.

Since May 11th Strasburg has the lowest ERA in the NL a full .3 ahead of Jeff Locke (1.20)

PC · « **Reply #20:** July 07, 2013, 01:37:41 PM »

Why would you give the rookie umpire homeplate?

Slateman · « **Reply #21:** July 07, 2013, 01:38:03 PM »

Stras be all like, I got this crap, send me to NY

Slateman · « **Reply #22:** July 07, 2013, 01:38:47 PM »

Quote from: PC on July 07, 2013, 01:37:41 PM

Why would you give the rookie umpire homeplate?

Because it's his turn? He's gotta do it at some point. Frankly, I'd rather see him have home plate than anyone else. Most likely has the best strike zone as umpires are called up based on merit.

Slateman · « **Reply #23:** July 07, 2013, 01:39:41 PM »

That's freaking nasty

Matugi · « **Reply #24:** July 07, 2013, 01:39:53 PM »

God that curve coming off the 97mph fastball is a thing of beauty.