Nationals @ Phillies, Game 3

[NatsAllThe Way]

what a disaster offence.

[welch]

Of course, comparing any team to The Hitless Wonders is a big deal. (Imagine the opposite of the Big Red Machine)

[pazzo83]

Nats box score, lmao

[NatsAllThe Way]

Worst I've seen in my life.  Blow it up. start over.

[ghostface]

atl up 3-0

[WashingtonWizards23]

Well, wait a minute. The White Sox had a team around 1910 who were known as "the hitless wonders". They also had a team in 1959, the "go-go Sox" on which nobody hit 20 homers and probably only Nellie Fox hit .300, but they won the AL pennant.

thanks. hope the Nats will do the same

[sportsfan882]

No energy or life, can't even get a baserunner. They really are the walking dead.

[mitlen]

Tomorrow Oswalt pitches against AAA hitting.

[Slateman]

what a disaster offence.

But we have good defense

[NatsAllThe Way]

complete game 1 hit shutout for Kendrick.  I'm glad Werth said they had to eat faces tonight.  Otherwise it would've been a perfect game.  What a freakin' joke this team is.

[ghostface]

FP begging for just good AB's

[GburgNatsFan]

The pitching staff is going to defect.

[sportsfan882]

Span looks at a pitch that splits the middle of the plate... 88 right down the chute.

Span's BA now at .249.

[TylerDC]

This is literally the worst I've ever seen them play. Ever. Holy crap.

[mmzznnxx]

[NoShoesNoShirtNoDice]

Moby Span watches strike three

[varoadking]

Well, wait a minute. The White Sox had a team around 1910 who were known as "the hitless wonders". They also had a team in 1959, the "go-go Sox" on which nobody hit 20 homers and probably only Nellie Fox hit .300, but they won the AL pennant.

Nellie's 1959 stats:

YEAR TEAM GP  AB    R   H   2B 3B HR RBI BB SO SB CS AVG  OBP SLG  OPS  WAR

1959 CHI   156 624  84 191 34   6  2   70   71 13  5   6  .306  .380 .389 .769  5.9

[HalfSmokes]

Span looks at a pitch that splits the middle of the plate... 88 right down the chute.

Span's BA now at .249.

It's ok,  leadoff is stabilized

[ghostface]

so what will they Eat tomorrow?

[GburgNatsFan]

FP begging for just good AB's

And Carp checked out. He's not sounding invested at all anymore.

[mitlen]

Nellie's 1959 stats:

YEAR TEAM GP  AB    R   H   2B 3B HR RBI BB SO SB CS AVG  OBP SLG  OPS  WAR

1959 CHI   156 624  84 191 34   6  2   70   71 13  5   6  .306  .380 .389 .769  5.9

That's an everyday player.

[sportsfan882]

This is literally the worst I've ever seen them play. Ever. Holy crap.

Has the offense ever been worse since the team came to DC in 2005?

[GburgNatsFan]

so what will they Eat tomorrow?

It's one dollar ice cream night, so...

[welch]

And the Yankees had won every season in the '50s except 1954 or so. It was considered automatic.

[madj55]

For once I'm actually not gonna stick around for this freaking bullcrap. This team reaches a new low almost every night. freaking pathetic.