Nationals vs Tigers, Game 2

[Squab]

Awww yisss

[spidernat]

  Lazarusroche is back.

[Slateman]

Is that the Mendoza line Laroche sees?

[WhiteWhale]

keep the line moving
hits hits hits hits hits hits hits
four is not enough

[PC]

Ian Desmond is the most self hitter on the team.

[Slateman]

Desi with the knock

[spidernat]

[Squab]

Wow, a lot of hard hit balls.

[TylerDC]

If Espi gets a hit you know this is a dream.

[Squab]

Where's SF at for these first inning runs he's always nagging about? Hopefully at that park.

[Minty Fresh]

Good luck the rest of the way, all.  On my way to my game. 

GO NATS!

[WhiteWhale]

have to leave work now
Haikus equal hits so far
someone keep it up

[Slateman]

If you look up rally killer,  Danny's picture is right next to it

[¡Vamos Ramos!]

Good ol Espi

[TylerDC]

Espi is hitting ahead of Ramos because _________

[nats2playoffs]

1st   Bryce Harper grounded into fielder's choice to second, Denard Span scored, Roger Bernadina out at second.   0   1
1st   Adam LaRoche singled to center, Bryce Harper to third, Ryan Zimmerman to second, Bryce Harper scored, Ryan Zimmerman to third on error by center fielder A Jackson.   0   2
1st   Ian Desmond singled to center, Ryan Zimmerman scored, Adam LaRoche to second.

Detroit Tigers                 0
Washington Nationals  3

The White Whale scores first.
He started the Game Day Thread.
Remember lost socks.

[captkirk42]

3 Run 1st Not bad.
Would Like to have had few more
Still Great Start of Game

[Copecwby20]

Not a Haiku, but all this offense happened while I was typing up this parody version of Bohemian Rhapsody. Enjoy.

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy
Offense at the hands of
A second baseman named Espi.
Open your eyes
Look up to LaRoche and see
I’m just a Nats Fan, I need no sympathy
Because it’s easy Come, Easy go
Hernandez calls his strike zone low
And we all still think the Braves blow, it doesn’t really matter to me, to me

Mama, Bryce just Killed a pitch
Sanchez left a hanging change,
And Bryce showed him his bat’s range
And the bullpen didn’t throw the game away
Mama…. Ooooohhhooohhh
Bryce didn’t mean to make him cry
But I hope he does the same this time tomorrow
Getting On, Getting on, Cause OPS really maters

Looks Like, Haren’s on the mound
It sends shivers down my spine
Lord he scares me everytime
Goodbye Everybody, I’ve got to go
Gotta leave you all behind, I have work to do
Mama.. OooohhOohhh
I don’t want to work
Sometimes I wish my boss wasn’t such a jerk

I see the little sillhouetto of a bird
Stupid screech, Stupid Screech, Will he just do Hari Kari
Stupid Clint and Terrence, Annoying all the Parents here
Powerboater, Powerboater,
Powerboater, Powerboater,
Powerboater, he’s a drunk

I’m just a poor fan, the owners don’t love me
He’s just a poor fan, And the Lerners are so cheap
Spare him is life from this MASN Broadcast Team
Easy come, Easy go… Can you tell Carpenter to go
SANTANGELO, We will not let him go – let him go
SANTANGELO, We will not let him go – let him go
SANTANGELO, We will not let him go – let him go
We will not let you go – let him go
Never let him go – ooo
No, No, No, No, No, No, No
Oh Ted Lerner, Oh Ted Lerner, Oh Ted Lerner let him go
Angelos is the one who makes that call for me
For me, for meeeeeee

So you think you think you can stop this and spit in my eye
So you think can cause dreams of base ball to die
Oh Angelos, Can’t do this to me Angelos,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get outta of this deal

Ooh Yeah, Ooh yeah
Nationals Really matter
Anyone can se
Nationals Really matter – Nationals really matter, to me

And we all still think the Braves Blow

[mmzznnxx]

Phew, I thought that ball might leave the way it sounded off the bat.

[Optics]

Harps showing good range in RF there. Probably his future position.

[spidernat]

That's freaking pathetic and inexcusable.

[mmzznnxx]

Can never just have a nice simple blowout, can we.

[TylerDC]

Flipped the channel and come back to Haren giving an RBI to a pitcher. Cool.

[RobDibblesGhost]

Two out RBI by Fister...really?

[Optics]

Meh, its Dan Haren against a real good lineup. Cant expect a shutout.