Author Topic: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2012) (Read 234779 times)

Baseball is Life · « **Reply #1250 on:** July 12, 2012, 12:10:24 pm »

Quote from: imref on July 12, 2012, 11:27:01 am

Comak has a great article on Harper's ASG experience:

http://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/jul/11/stars-on-board-with-way-bryce-harper-approaches-ga/

Great article. Harper's image is undergoing a complete makeover and it will be complete by the time this season ends. This kid is becoming a media darling.

CALSGR8 · « **Reply #1251 on:** July 13, 2012, 09:05:50 pm »

Dont be a clown bro!

http://www.underarmour.com/shop/us/en/pid1242198

cmdterps44 · « **Reply #1252 on:** July 13, 2012, 09:16:26 pm »

What is Fatt Damon doing wearing that clown shirt, bro.

Smithian · « **Reply #1253 on:** July 15, 2012, 10:19:16 am »

He's sort of good.

PowerBoater69 · « **Reply #1254 on:** July 15, 2012, 01:05:31 pm »

Quote from: Slateman on July 11, 2012, 04:01:33 pm

Or just make it like a Mormon church ....

No, I like the showgirls idea better.

Slateman · « **Reply #1255 on:** July 15, 2012, 01:24:48 pm »

Quote from: PowerBoater69 on July 15, 2012, 01:05:31 pm

No, I like the showgirls idea better.

That's a clown idea, bro

BH34Natural · « **Reply #1256 on:** July 15, 2012, 04:49:31 pm »

Quote from: Smithian on July 15, 2012, 10:19:16 am

He's sort of good.

Not lately

Hogie · « **Reply #1257 on:** July 15, 2012, 04:59:30 pm »

Lock him up to a cheap 20 year deal while he sucks!

Fan037 · « **Reply #1258 on:** July 15, 2012, 06:26:22 pm »

Here's info about the Harper/Ozzie Guillen pine tar incident:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/nationals-journal/post/ozzie-guillen-calls-bryce-harper-unprofessional-after-pine-tar-spat/2012/07/15/gJQAFKT2mW_blog.html

Smithian · « **Reply #1259 on:** July 15, 2012, 07:47:05 pm »

Quote from: BH34Natural on July 15, 2012, 04:49:31 pm

Not lately

You're down on a 19 year old!?

Last few games he hasn't had a good average, but he's had steals, heads up plays, and some great catches in the field. The kid is a game changer.

houston-nat · « **Reply #1260 on:** July 15, 2012, 08:00:05 pm »

Quote from: Smithian on July 15, 2012, 07:47:05 pm

You're down on a 19 year old!?

Last few games he hasn't had a good average, but he's had steals, heads up plays, and some great catches in the field. The kid is a game changer.

Actually, he's batting .268 in July... from where I stand that's not bad at all.

Smithian · « **Reply #1261 on:** July 15, 2012, 11:10:07 pm »

Quote from: houston-nat on July 15, 2012, 08:00:05 pm

Actually, he's batting .268 in July... from where I stand that's not bad at all.

It's perfectly fine.

He'll pick it back up.

Hogie · « **Reply #1262 on:** July 15, 2012, 11:20:57 pm »

I'm officially offering him a 20 year, $400 million dollar deal. Flat $20 million every year. I don't even know if you can buy out pre-arbitration years but I just did.

MarquisDeSade · « **Reply #1263 on:** July 15, 2012, 11:26:27 pm »

Quote from: Hogie on July 15, 2012, 11:20:57 pm

I'm officially offering him a 20 year, $400 million dollar deal. Flat $20 million every year. I don't even know if you can buy out pre-arbitration years but I just did.

Greatest post ever on the Internet. Shut the forum down immediately. This is high watermark of this place.

Lintyfresh85 · « **Reply #1264 on:** July 15, 2012, 11:26:43 pm »

You can buy out pre-arbitration.

MarquisDeSade · « **Reply #1265 on:** July 15, 2012, 11:28:12 pm »

In that case I want that four generation deal I discussed earlier signed tomorrow.

PowerBoater69 · « **Reply #1266 on:** July 16, 2012, 06:25:16 am »

Quote from: Hogie on July 15, 2012, 11:20:57 pm

I'm officially offering him a 20 year, $400 million dollar deal. Flat $20 million every year. I don't even know if you can buy out pre-arbitration years but I just did.

I'd want team options for more years, can't have him leave and end up breaking career records somewhere else.

HalfSmokes · « **Reply #1267 on:** July 16, 2012, 07:45:00 am »

Quote from: PowerBoater69 on July 16, 2012, 06:25:16 am

I'd want team options for more years, can't have him leave and end up breaking career records somewhere else.

Guarentee the four hundred with perpetual Wakefield options on the back end?

Slateman · « **Reply #1268 on:** July 16, 2012, 08:22:39 am »

.228/.284/.317 since Petite discovered his propensity for breaking balls low and away

Smithian · « **Reply #1269 on:** July 16, 2012, 10:03:03 am »

Quote from: Slateman on July 16, 2012, 08:22:39 am

.228/.284/.317 since Petite discovered his propensity for breaking balls low and away

He should be cut tomorrow. Bryce Harper is a cocky piece of trash who disrespects the game and will live a life of pure suckitude because he can't hit .300 at 19.

Kevrock · « **Reply #1270 on:** July 16, 2012, 10:04:13 am »

Quote from: BH34Natural on July 15, 2012, 04:49:31 pm

Not lately

Good thing we didn't extend him.

Kevrock · « **Reply #1271 on:** July 16, 2012, 10:05:04 am »

Quote from: Slateman on July 16, 2012, 08:22:39 am

.228/.284/.317 since Petite discovered his propensity for breaking balls low and away

He was getting pitched there before he faced Petite, you know.

Lintyfresh85 · « **Reply #1272 on:** July 16, 2012, 10:05:32 am »

Quote from: Smithian on July 16, 2012, 10:03:03 am

He should be cut tomorrow. Bryce Harper is a cocky piece of trash who disrespects the game and will live a life of pure suckitude because he can't hit .300 at 19.

Concerns and flaws are allowed to be discussed.

MarquisDeSade · « **Reply #1273 on:** July 16, 2012, 10:05:45 am »

Irrelevant - a 40 year $2B contract or GTFO.

Kevrock · « **Reply #1274 on:** July 16, 2012, 10:09:34 am »

Imagine how large a truck he could buy with 2 billion dollars.