I predict that Harper busts, Clip blows his arm out, Morse's surgically repaired knee leaves his body, Stras' arm gets gnawed off by wombats, Zim gets mortally wounded while filming a Geico commercial, Werth finishes devolving in to a caveman, Mike Cameron falls and can't get up, Gio loses the ability to do anything other than intentionally walk batters, a volcano destroys the stadium, and Matt Stairs comes back.