So I just got the e-mail from a co-worker. As part of the joke, no matter how bad the weather is, my office is always 'open' until they see nobody makes it in and then they *might* grant an hour or two of administrative leave. Here's a spoof on our weather recording:
“Good morning. Today is Wednesday, August 24, 2011. A significant aftershock has destroyed all the buildings on ************* campus. Please drive safely as you come to work in the rubble.”