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Offline KnorrForYourMoney

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Re: Nationals vs Cubs, Game 4
« Reply #75: July 07, 2011, 04:05:13 PM »
Quote from: MarquisDeSade on July 07, 2011, 03:55:21 PM
Somebody write this damn resume for me and find some idiot to overpay me. 

Do you want to graduate from Cornell or Dartmouth?
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Offline PANatsFan

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Re: Nationals vs Cubs, Game 4
« Reply #76: July 07, 2011, 04:05:52 PM »
Quote from: KnorrForYourMoney on July 07, 2011, 04:05:13 PM
Do you want to graduate from Cornell or Dartmouth?


The crap ass ivies? You might as well have him go to Vassar.
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Offline Minty Fresh

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Re: Nationals vs Cubs, Game 4
« Reply #77: July 07, 2011, 04:06:35 PM »
Quote from: MarquisDeSade on July 07, 2011, 03:55:21 PM
Somebody write this damn resume for me and find some idiot to overpay me. 

I'm an idiot.  But like the Lerners, I'm too cheap to overpay you.  8)
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Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Nationals vs Cubs, Game 4
« Reply #78: July 07, 2011, 04:07:03 PM »
Quote from: KnorrForYourMoney on July 07, 2011, 04:05:13 PM
Do you want to graduate from Cornell or Dartmouth?

Eh, are either of those better than Oberlin though?  I think I'm going to drop all of my edumacation and just put my ASS from Community College.
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Offline Minty Fresh

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Re: Nationals vs Cubs, Game 4
« Reply #79: July 07, 2011, 04:07:41 PM »
Quote from: KnorrForYourMoney on July 07, 2011, 04:05:13 PM
Do you want to graduate from Cornell or Dartmouth?

Let's Go Red!

Quote from: PANatsFan on July 07, 2011, 04:05:52 PM
The crap ass ivies? You might as well have him go to Vassar.

Jealous?  What, you couldn't get into Penn so you went to Penn State?  :lol:
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Offline Lintyfresh85

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Re: Nationals vs Cubs, Game 4
« Reply #80: July 07, 2011, 04:08:31 PM »
I think he's a Rice grad
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Offline NC Nats Fan

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Re: Nationals vs Cubs, Game 4
« Reply #81: July 07, 2011, 04:10:12 PM »
Report: The Yankees have a “strong interest” in Sean Burnett
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Offline PANatsFan

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Re: Nationals vs Cubs, Game 4
« Reply #82: July 07, 2011, 04:10:51 PM »
Quote from: Minty Fresh on July 07, 2011, 04:07:41 PM
Let's Go Red!

Jealous?  What, you couldn't get into Penn so you went to Penn State?  :lol:


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Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Nationals vs Cubs, Game 4
« Reply #83: July 07, 2011, 04:12:34 PM »
I feel like making this thing five words - freak YOU HIRE ME BEOTCH.
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Offline PANatsFan

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Re: Nationals vs Cubs, Game 4
« Reply #84: July 07, 2011, 04:13:16 PM »
Quote from: MarquisDeSade on July 07, 2011, 04:12:34 PM
I feel like making this thing five words - freak YOU HIRE ME BEOTCH.

funny that's how I got my new job as a janitor
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Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Nationals vs Cubs, Game 4
« Reply #85: July 07, 2011, 04:14:14 PM »
I wonder if DJ Kitty needs a handler.  Tampa/St. Pete isn't that bad...
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Offline Minty Fresh

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Re: Nationals vs Cubs, Game 4
« Reply #86: July 07, 2011, 04:14:17 PM »
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Offline chemist

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Re: Nationals vs Cubs, Game 4
« Reply #87: July 07, 2011, 04:14:52 PM »
Quote from: MarquisDeSade on July 07, 2011, 04:07:03 PM
Eh, are either of those better than Oberlin though?  I think I'm going to drop all of my edumacation and just put my ASS from Community College.

I went to Macalester. I guess I'm screwed too?
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Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Nationals vs Cubs, Game 4
« Reply #88: July 07, 2011, 04:19:27 PM »
Quote from: chemist on July 07, 2011, 04:14:52 PM
I went to Macalester. I guess I'm screwed too?

I don't know about that bro.  So far I've managed to get at least three different people/companies to hire me and pay me ridiculous sum of money so who knows.  Of course, it could be 'cause I drop the mad rhymes on dat azz and know all the lyrics to Phil Collins "No Jacket Required"...
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Offline Frau Mau

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Re: Nationals vs Cubs, Game 4
« Reply #89: July 07, 2011, 04:19:31 PM »
Quote from: MarquisDeSade on July 07, 2011, 04:14:14 PM
I wonder if DJ Kitty needs a handler.  Tampa/St. Pete isn't that bad...

A handler pleases DJ Kitteh.
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Offline KnorrForYourMoney

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Re: Nationals vs Cubs, Game 4
« Reply #90: July 07, 2011, 04:25:34 PM »
Quote from: Minty Fresh on July 07, 2011, 04:07:41 PM
Let's Go Red!

Jealous?  What, you couldn't get into Penn so you went to Penn State?  :lol:

I wanted to bait a Minty vs. random poster fight about Cornell.  Mission successful.
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Offline PANatsFan

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Re: Nationals vs Cubs, Game 4
« Reply #91: July 07, 2011, 04:29:39 PM »
Quote from: KnorrForYourMoney on July 07, 2011, 04:25:34 PM
I wanted to bait a Minty vs. random poster fight about Cornell.  Mission successful.

Your intentions were pretty clear, PLUS I avoided his barb about PSU.
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Offline houston-nat

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Re: Nationals vs Cubs, Game 4
« Reply #92: July 07, 2011, 04:37:01 PM »
Quote from: KnorrForYourMoney on July 07, 2011, 04:05:13 PM
Do you want to graduate from Cornell or Dartmouth?

Who would freak around with the Ivies when they could go to Rice?
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Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Nationals vs Cubs, Game 4
« Reply #93: July 07, 2011, 04:38:11 PM »
Quote from: houston-nat on July 07, 2011, 04:37:01 PM
Who would freak around with the Ivies when they could go to Rice?

Hey, this is my resume, I'm going all out with the fraud - University of Michigan baby!!!!
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Offline houston-nat

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Re: Nationals vs Cubs, Game 4
« Reply #94: July 07, 2011, 04:38:33 PM »
Quote from: MarquisDeSade on July 07, 2011, 04:38:11 PM
Hey, this is my resume, I'm going all out with the fraud - University of Michigan baby!!!!

:rofl: !
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Offline houston-nat

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Re: Nationals vs Cubs, Game 4
« Reply #95: July 07, 2011, 04:43:20 PM »
Q. Why is Rice the best?
A. The official school cheer includes the admonishment, "Drink more beer!"
Q. Why is Rice the best?
A. Anthony Rendon, Rick Hague, Jose Cruz Jr, Lance Berkman, David Aardsma, Jeff Niemann
Q. Why is Rice the best?
A. Rice annually plays host to the largest water balloon fight in world history. The 2010 bout involved 200,000 water balloons, a total so large that Guinness rejected the verification request as a practical joke.
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Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Nationals vs Cubs, Game 4
« Reply #96: July 07, 2011, 04:45:40 PM »
Quote from: houston-nat on July 07, 2011, 04:43:20 PM
Q. Why is Rice the best?
A. The official school cheer includes the admonishment, "Drink more beer!"
Q. Why is Rice the best?
A. Anthony Rendon, Rick Hague, Jose Cruz Jr, Lance Berkman, David Aardsma, Jeff Niemann
Q. Why is Rice the best?
A. Rice annually plays host to the largest water balloon fight in world history. The 2010 bout involved 200,000 water balloons, a total so large that Guinness rejected the verification request as a practical joke.

Well, at my make believe undergrad academy we had RICH RODRIGUEZ and Hal "MAKE IT RAIN ON DEM HOZ" Varian!!!  BEAT THAT BEOTCH!!!!!!
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Offline NC Nats Fan

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Re: Nationals vs Cubs, Game 4
« Reply #97: July 07, 2011, 04:54:08 PM »
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Looks like Pudge has been scratched from #Nats lineup. Ramos will start behind plate.
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Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Nationals vs Cubs, Game 4
« Reply #98: July 07, 2011, 04:57:43 PM »
Quote from: NC Nats Fan on July 07, 2011, 04:54:08 PM
MarkZuckerman Mark Zuckerman
Looks like Pudge has been scratched from #Nats lineup. Ramos will start behind plate.

Updated.
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Offline NC Nats Fan

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Re: Nationals vs Cubs, Game 4
« Reply #99: July 07, 2011, 05:06:29 PM »
wonder if the rumors of the Giants wanting to trade for him have come true? Or is hurt?
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