Forget 5, Here's a Top 10
10. All the losing is tough, but getting to hear Debbi Taylor's insightful interviews after the game makes up for it
9. C'mon, it's perfectly normal for a guy in his 50s to tell everyone that he's best friends with the mascot
8. The thing I hated about the Strasburg callup was not getting to see the Syracuse games on MASN anymore, I really enjoyed learning that Jim from Utica had driven up to get Strasburg to sign his softball jersey
7. Mark Lerner reminds me of Rickey Henderson with the way he catches fly balls in the outfield during BP
6. I was going to keep watching, but they were down 4-3 in the 6th and Bob Carpenter made me think they had no chance of coming back
5. Watching Ray Knight, I'm hardly reminded at all of Darryl Hammond's Bill Clinton impersonation
4. It all went downhill after they cut Johnny Estrada
3. The African Queen is part of the Royal Family of Zmunda, she was supposed to marry Eddie Murphy, but Arsenio got in the way
2. My favorite part of being a Nats fan is when they do those joint telecasts with the Oriole announcers
1. The Lerners have stayed the course - they've been clear for five years now that the team is two years away from competing
