Author Topic: Top 5 Things You'll Never Hear A Washington Nationals Fan Say... (Read 5637 times)

NatsDad14 · « **on:** November 05, 2010, 12:01:07 am »

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5. Mike Rizzo's Alright, But I Really Miss The Bowden Era.

4. The Nats Definitely Need Another Starting Pitcher, Is Daniel Cabrera Available?

3. Sure Ryan Zimmerman's Good, But I'd Much Rather Have David Wright At Third.

2. Eh, Let Adam Dunn Walk, Draft Picks Are Great, And His Offense Is Totally Replaceable.

1. Sure Opening Day Was Great, I Just Wish There Were More Phillies Fans There.

http://www.federalbaseball.com/2010/11/4/1793700/top-5-things-youll-never-hear-a-washington-nationals-fan-say

Sharp · « **Reply #1 on:** November 05, 2010, 01:25:26 am »

Feel like I've heard number two before. I do like the Mets trolling at number three though.

UMDNats · « **Reply #2 on:** November 05, 2010, 01:27:42 am »

#2 is what our front office is saying.

cmdterps44 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 05, 2010, 01:36:00 am »

Of course we'd never say these things. Let's make it interesting: 5 things you wouldn't see WNFF say:

5. Where's AZ, I sure miss him!

4. The Lerners are good owners and they know what they are doing.

3. Call up the nearest buffet and get Dmitri Young back here!

2. I respect your opinion and will take it into consideration!

1. Man, the Chief is a real jerk.

NatsDad14 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 05, 2010, 01:36:55 am »

Quote from: cmdterps44 on November 05, 2010, 01:36:00 am

Of course we'd never say these things. Let's make it interesting: 5 things you wouldn't see WNFF say:

5. Where's AZ, I sure miss him!

4. The Lerners are good owners and they know what they are doing.

3. Call up the nearest buffet and get Dmitri Young back here!

2. I respect your opinion and will take it into consideration!

1. Man, the Chief is a real jerk.

http://www.wnff.net/index.php?action=profile;u=8184

cmdterps44 · « **Reply #5 on:** November 05, 2010, 01:38:33 am »

Quote from: GMUNat on November 05, 2010, 01:36:55 am

http://www.wnff.net/index.php?action=profile;u=8184

lol, I stand corrected.

hammondsnats · « **Reply #6 on:** November 05, 2010, 02:10:08 am »

Quote from: cmdterps44 on November 05, 2010, 01:36:00 am

Of course we'd never say these things. Let's make it interesting: 5 things you wouldn't see WNFF say:

5. Where's AZ, I sure miss him!

4. The Lerners are good owners and they know what they are doing.

3. Call up the nearest buffet and get Dmitri Young back here!

2. I respect your opinion and will take it into consideration!

1. Man, the Chief is a real jerk.

good list, but you have to remember there are Lerner fans on here. i know, i know ... for some absurd reason, people actually think they are capable owners. mind-blowing ain't it.

but solid list bro.

Nathan · « **Reply #7 on:** November 05, 2010, 03:29:50 am »

Quote from: cmdterps44 on November 05, 2010, 01:36:00 am

Of course we'd never say these things. Let's make it interesting: 5 things you wouldn't see WNFF say:

5. Where's AZ, I sure miss him!

4. The Lerners are good owners and they know what they are doing.

3. Call up the nearest buffet and get Dmitri Young back here!

2. I respect your opinion and will take it into consideration!

1. Man, the Chief is a real jerk.

3 and maybe 2 are the only ones I agree with. I'm pretty sure I've called chief a jerk before

24 Nats · « **Reply #8 on:** November 05, 2010, 07:05:48 am »

yay! stan's back!

The Chief · « **Reply #9 on:** November 05, 2010, 08:38:01 am »

Hell I've called myself a jerk before.

#2 was my favorite

JCA-CrystalCity · « **Reply #10 on:** November 05, 2010, 08:42:57 am »

Quote from: The Chief on November 05, 2010, 08:38:01 am

Hell I've called myself a jerk before.

#2 was my favorite

But I do respect your opinion and take it into consideration (before I reject it).

PS - BA is crud.

Minty Fresh · « **Reply #11 on:** November 05, 2010, 08:45:19 am »

Quote from: GMUNat on November 05, 2010, 01:36:55 am

http://www.wnff.net/index.php?action=profile;u=8184

Great Caeser's Ghost. He's a church-going guy? I'd have never guessed that with his potty-mouth!

PANatsFan · « **Reply #12 on:** November 05, 2010, 09:03:08 am »

Quote from: Nathan on November 05, 2010, 03:29:50 am

3 and maybe 2 are the only ones I agree with. I'm pretty sure I've called chief a jerk before

I think I've called him a lot worse than an jerk

The Chief · « **Reply #13 on:** November 05, 2010, 09:13:06 am »

Quote from: PANatsFan on November 05, 2010, 09:03:08 am

I think I've called him a lot worse than an jerk

I have my moments

houston-nat · « **Reply #14 on:** November 05, 2010, 01:58:25 pm »

Quote from: Minty Fresh on November 05, 2010, 08:45:19 am

Great Caeser's Ghost. He's a church-going guy? I'd have never guessed that with his potty-mouth!

Yeah, and a haikuziast.

natstime · « **Reply #15 on:** November 05, 2010, 02:48:22 pm »

#1: Strike three, the nationals win the pennant!!!!!!!!!!!

imref · « **Reply #16 on:** November 05, 2010, 02:51:11 pm »

"The Nats never should have moved from RFK"

"Boy, I hope they don't ever change the grounds around Nats park"

"I miss Kip Wells"

"This team hasn't been the same since they fired Manny Acta"

PANatsFan · « **Reply #17 on:** November 05, 2010, 03:55:33 pm »

"I sure miss Wil Cordero."

"Frank Robinson is someone I enjoy seeing in tears."

"Whatever happened to Ron Darling?"

"We owe it all to Marion Barry."

"That Smiley Gonzalez is really going places."

hammondsnats · « **Reply #18 on:** November 05, 2010, 03:57:03 pm »

haha wil cordero

blue911 · « **Reply #19 on:** November 05, 2010, 04:09:55 pm »

The Nats just resigned Adam Dunn.

Why do we need Harper when we have Nieves?

Strasburg will never replace the Crab.

Ray Knight certainly is eloquent.

Move over Cal, Nicky is about to take your record.

Kevrock · « **Reply #20 on:** November 05, 2010, 04:11:02 pm »

We're good.

Ali the Baseball Cat · « **Reply #21 on:** November 05, 2010, 04:22:15 pm »

Damn, this beer sure is cheap!

I love 'Three Little Birds'

How cool is it when all of those fat, ugly chicks with fake tans throw their panties at Chase Utley?

I had to choose between the Redskins and Nats games, but I couldn't get rid of the football tickets.

Well, we got swept, but I kind of like the Phillies.

Nathan · « **Reply #22 on:** November 05, 2010, 04:27:00 pm »

Phillies fans are so considerate. They even let us play in their southern park.

imref · « **Reply #23 on:** November 05, 2010, 04:28:56 pm »

"Boy the Lerners better be careful about payroll so they don't lose money"

Natskins · « **Reply #24 on:** November 05, 2010, 04:37:59 pm »

“It takes all the fun out of it when the Nats just try to buy a championship every year.”