Author Topic: #1 commercial that makes you want to smash your tv (Read 105344 times)

Panther Modern · « **Reply #1150:** November 20, 2018, 01:20:46 AM »

Quote from: HalfSmokes on November 19, 2018, 08:35:55 PM

People buy 60k trucks because they want people to think they need them for manly stuff, not because they actually need them

It's a scientific fact that men who drive lifted trucks or cars with loud mufflers, as well as speed through city streets, have small penises.

Mathguy · « **Reply #1151:** November 20, 2018, 02:34:59 AM »

What reliable database is this conclusion based on ?

Quote from: Panther Modern on November 20, 2018, 01:20:46 AM

It's a scientific fact that men who drive lifted trucks or cars with loud mufflers, as well as speed through city streets, have small penises.

JCA-CrystalCity · « **Reply #1152:** November 20, 2018, 08:17:58 AM »

Quote from: Mathguy on November 20, 2018, 02:34:59 AM

What reliable database is this conclusion based on ?

examination at mortuaries and hospitals after accidents.

JCA-CrystalCity · « **Reply #1153:** November 20, 2018, 08:19:05 AM »

Quote from: Panther Modern on November 20, 2018, 01:20:46 AM

It's a scientific fact that men who drive lifted trucks or cars with loud mufflers, as well as speed through city streets, have small penises.

and women who drive these vehicles are all 5' 1" or shorter.

mitlen · « **Reply #1154:** November 20, 2018, 08:59:40 AM »

Quote from: Mathguy on November 20, 2018, 02:34:59 AM

What reliable database is this conclusion based on ?

Sometime it's better not to know.

Frau Mau · « **Reply #1155:** November 20, 2018, 11:03:31 PM »

Quote from: skippy1999 on November 19, 2018, 08:27:48 PM

GMC truck/SUV commercial - omg dude man up!! what exactly is you wife going to haul in that black truck that she couldn't haul in the red SUV? You know what, probably nothing more than you will! You both need to shut the f up and buy sedans!!!!

His body under a load of mulch? Better disguise than a body in the trunk with a duvet.

skippy1999 · « **Reply #1156:** November 21, 2018, 12:28:06 AM »

Quote from: Frau Mau on November 20, 2018, 11:03:31 PM

His body under a load of mulch? Better disguise than a body in the trunk with a duvet.

nice to see you back, Frau!

Panther Modern · « **Reply #1157:** November 21, 2018, 01:29:17 AM »

Quote from: Mathguy on November 20, 2018, 02:34:59 AM

What reliable database is this conclusion based on ?

Harvard researchers are working on a paper to be published next year. I got a preview of it.

GburgNatsFan · « **Reply #1158:** November 21, 2018, 08:55:55 AM »

Quote from: skippy1999 on November 19, 2018, 08:27:48 PM

GMC truck/SUV commercial - omg dude man up!! what exactly is you wife going to haul in that black truck that she couldn't haul in the red SUV? You know what, probably nothing more than you will! You both need to shut the f up and buy sedans!!!!

But she loves it.

GburgNatsFan · « **Reply #1159:** November 21, 2018, 08:56:53 AM »

Frau sighting everyone.

Quote from: Frau Mau on November 20, 2018, 11:03:31 PM

His body under a load of mulch? Better disguise than a body in the trunk with a duvet.

Frau Mau · « **Reply #1160:** November 21, 2018, 06:51:51 PM »

Quote from: skippy1999 on November 21, 2018, 12:28:06 AM

nice to see you back, Frau!

Thanks, missed you guys!!

The Chief · « **Reply #1161:** November 22, 2018, 11:13:54 AM »

Everyone remember this gem?

Ali the Baseball Cat · « **Reply #1162:** November 22, 2018, 11:29:39 AM »

"How lowwwww can you gooooooo..."

Copecwby20 · « **Reply #1163:** November 24, 2018, 12:37:33 AM »

Having recently came back to this area.... I've been dicked around on my paperwork and sent from base to base to get my systems access. While driving to Annapolis I heard the "Kars For Kids" ad on the radio for the first time in six years. It was all I could do to not drive my crap straight into a tree.

KnorrForYourMoney · « **Reply #1164:** November 24, 2018, 01:43:28 AM »

Quote from: The Chief on November 22, 2018, 11:13:54 AM

Everyone remember this gem?

Oh crap, I remember that all too well. The "remote" line sent a shiver down my spine.

mitlen · « **Reply #1165:** November 26, 2018, 05:52:37 PM »

The guy in the Barcalounger doin' aerobics for Geico has taken over the top spot

JCA-CrystalCity · « **Reply #1166:** November 27, 2018, 08:23:45 AM »

Quote from: mitlen on November 26, 2018, 05:52:37 PM

The guy in the Barcalounger doin' aerobics for Geico has taken over the top spot

GEICO had been doing well for a while, but this one is means the its easier than campaign has jumped the shark.

GburgNatsFan · « **Reply #1167:** November 27, 2018, 02:55:23 PM »

Quote from: mitlen on November 26, 2018, 05:52:37 PM

The guy in the Barcalounger doin' aerobics for Geico has taken over the top spot

I thought it was funny the first few times.

No accounting for taste.

GburgNatsFan · « **Reply #1168:** November 27, 2018, 02:56:18 PM »

Quote from: Copecwby20 on November 24, 2018, 12:37:33 AM

Having recently came back to this area.... I've been dicked around on my paperwork and sent from base to base to get my systems access. While driving to Annapolis I heard the "Kars For Kids" ad on the radio for the first time in six years. It was all I could do to not drive my crap straight into a tree.

Or, as my kids sing it... "1 877 I touch kids..."

skippy1999 · « **Reply #1169:** November 27, 2018, 05:20:06 PM »

Quote from: GburgNatsFan on November 27, 2018, 02:55:23 PM

I thought it was funny the first few times. No accounting for taste.

I did too, that lady's face in the background "and kick and kick" is priceless lol

mitlen · « **Reply #1170:** December 01, 2018, 11:53:16 AM »

Quote from: GburgNatsFan on November 27, 2018, 02:55:23 PM

I thought it was funny the first few times. No accounting for taste.

It was the 5,674th time that put me over the top.

Quote from: skippy1999 on November 27, 2018, 05:20:06 PM

I did too, that lady's face in the background "and kick and kick" is priceless lol

My eyes never got past the instructor but that voice .............. keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeriste.

1995hoo · « **Reply #1171:** December 02, 2018, 06:12:48 PM »

I cannot mute the TV quickly enough when that GEICO ad with the fitness class comes on. I will refrain from commenting further lest this post someday be used against me if I do.

mitlen · « **Reply #1172:** December 03, 2018, 12:00:58 AM »

Maybe the way the Steelers played has made me cranky (ier) but I'm tired of the kid in the Verizon commercial and the hipster in the other Verizon commercial.

Mathguy · « **Reply #1173:** December 03, 2018, 03:02:35 AM »

Agree - and the Steelers have no effect on my distaste for those Fios commercials. What gets me is Fios is making more commercials with that brat in them

Quote from: mitlen on December 03, 2018, 12:00:58 AM

Maybe the way the Steelers played has made me cranky (ier) but I'm tired of the kid in the Verizon commercial and the hipster in the other Verizon commercial.

Natsinpwc · « **Reply #1174:** December 03, 2018, 08:29:35 AM »

The guy who played David Wallace in the office is in a commercial. With Mickelson as his caddy. Don’t ask me the sponsor.