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Offline GburgNatsFan

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Re: #1 commercial that makes you want to smash your tv
« Reply #225 on: May 19, 2011, 08:58:43 pm »
Okay, but look how dejected and mis-understood Phil looks at the end. Surprisingly powerful acting job from a guy dressed up as a vampire.

The most heartbreaking part of every Sonic commercial is that there isn't one within a 30 mile radius of me...

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Re: #1 commercial that makes you want to smash your tv
« Reply #226 on: May 21, 2011, 03:59:31 pm »
"Free flooring." Aside from the annoying jingle and overdone enthusiasm, that woman is just plain ugly.

A badly-acted commercial can be funny if it's intentional like Bruce Boudreau with the cupholder. But the stupid Luna ad doesn't even have that going for it.

At least PNC Bank got rid of those stupid women wailing about "What I want, what I want."

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Re: #1 commercial that makes you want to smash your tv
« Reply #227 on: May 22, 2011, 12:20:01 pm »
That stupid ass scatting commercial with the guy who goes "Moooovvveee itttt onnn" so horrible makes me want to break a baby.

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Re: #1 commercial that makes you want to smash your tv
« Reply #228 on: May 31, 2011, 09:58:01 pm »
HEY YOU DANG WOODCHUCKS, QUIT CHUCKIN MY WOOD!






...actually I really enjoy that commercial, the crotchety old farmer makes me laugh every time.

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Re: #1 commercial that makes you want to smash your tv
« Reply #229 on: May 31, 2011, 09:58:32 pm »
HEY YOU DANG WOODCHUCKS, QUIT CHUCKIN MY WOOD!






...actually I really enjoy that commercial, the crotchety old farmer makes me laugh every time.


I love it to. So much better than "bop a dop skeedley bop ba dip ba dop" jumping over a desk guy.

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Re: #1 commercial that makes you want to smash your tv
« Reply #230 on: May 31, 2011, 09:58:55 pm »
Yes, that commercial is mind-numbingly dumb.  And why the hell is the chick wearing a dude's sport jacket? :shrug:

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Re: #1 commercial that makes you want to smash your tv
« Reply #231 on: May 31, 2011, 10:00:04 pm »
WHAT THE freak ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT

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Re: #1 commercial that makes you want to smash your tv
« Reply #232 on: May 31, 2011, 10:01:49 pm »
the one where the guy starts dancing in the train station because his wireless is slow is getting painful to watch.

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Re: #1 commercial that makes you want to smash your tv
« Reply #233 on: May 31, 2011, 10:02:22 pm »
the one where the guy starts dancing in the train station because his wireless is slow is getting painful to watch.

He could get arrested for that some places in DC now :?

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Re: #1 commercial that makes you want to smash your tv
« Reply #234 on: May 31, 2011, 10:02:24 pm »
You know what that is, right?  It supposed to be a flash mob.

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Re: #1 commercial that makes you want to smash your tv
« Reply #235 on: June 01, 2011, 11:36:57 am »
how about that ATT commercial when the guy puts his new big screen shiny cell phone on the dinner table with a big spider on the screen an the girl starts screaming bloody murder when she sees it. I have to change the channel every time that one rolls around :(

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Re: #1 commercial that makes you want to smash your tv
« Reply #236 on: June 01, 2011, 12:05:19 pm »
You know what that is, right?  It supposed to be a flash mob.

i'd much prefer a flesh wound.

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Re: #1 commercial that makes you want to smash your tv
« Reply #237 on: June 01, 2011, 12:17:08 pm »
You know what that is, right?  It supposed to be a flash mob.

My son had to explain all that to me.

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Re: #1 commercial that makes you want to smash your tv
« Reply #238 on: June 29, 2011, 10:14:19 pm »
these citibank commercials are awful.  the weather balloon and the rock school ones are freakin worse than the nats offense.

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Re: #1 commercial that makes you want to smash your tv
« Reply #239 on: June 29, 2011, 11:08:54 pm »
On a side note: Taco Bell's new commercial is pretty funny.

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Re: #1 commercial that makes you want to smash your tv
« Reply #240 on: June 30, 2011, 02:43:20 am »
877 241 Luuuuuuna

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Re: #1 commercial that makes you want to smash your tv
« Reply #241 on: June 30, 2011, 08:17:28 am »
877 241 Luuuuuuna

Anything is better than the whacked Luna commercials they had last year.   They could give away flooring and I wouldn't walk in their store or call them on the phone.

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Re: #1 commercial that makes you want to smash your tv
« Reply #242 on: June 30, 2011, 08:35:13 am »
Every time I hear Bob say it I think of "Shop smart.  Shop S-Mart."


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Re: #1 commercial that makes you want to smash your tv
« Reply #243 on: June 30, 2011, 08:40:13 am »
Nothing is worse than those Koons commercials.  Crystal Koons looks insane.

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Re: #1 commercial that makes you want to smash your tv
« Reply #244 on: June 30, 2011, 09:39:27 am »
I'm tired of the Geico Cave Man - particularly the one with Ryan Zimmerman

Nothing is worse than those Koons commercials.  Crystal Koons looks insane.

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Re: #1 commercial that makes you want to smash your tv
« Reply #245 on: June 30, 2011, 10:02:31 am »
I'm tired of the Geico Cave Man - particularly the one with Ryan Zimmerman

Those are bad, no doubt, but Crystal Koons frightens me.


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Re: #1 commercial that makes you want to smash your tv
« Reply #246 on: June 30, 2011, 10:34:52 am »
Nothing is worse than those Koons commercials.  Crystal Koons looks insane.

I'd like to see her knife fight Fitzgerald Beat-it Style.

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Re: #1 commercial that makes you want to smash your tv
« Reply #247 on: June 30, 2011, 07:20:58 pm »
Alexandria Toyota swapped "Alex"es a couple years ago. Alex used to be a blond Caucasian woman, now it is an smaller woman of Asian heritage.

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Re: #1 commercial that makes you want to smash your tv
« Reply #248 on: June 30, 2011, 08:13:55 pm »
I'd like to see her knife fight Fitzgerald Beat-it Style.

I wrote this on 3 hours sleep and don't remember posting it.

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Re: #1 commercial that makes you want to smash your tv
« Reply #249 on: July 06, 2011, 10:57:47 am »
877 241 Luuuuuuna

We just came back from a two-week vacation in Florida and while we still have to suffer the Luna jingle, I'm quite pleased that the creepy-looking woman and the "free floorin'"-singing husband appear to have been consigned to the trash bin.