My goodness, of all the great tunes produced by that group and the copyrighters, etc. come up with this? They were probably high the first time they heard it and had a 40 year ear worm. I'm just thankful they didn't use "American Pie".
you hate that song so much, you probably avoid Apple Pie.
That's OK. Not to go into a deep pie digression, but for me it is Blueberry > Pecan > Chocolate Cream > . . . apple (has to have crumb topping) > cherry. And Boston Cream Pie is a cake with nice stuff between layers.